Please introduce yourself (first post)

Wondering where to make your first foray into forumland? Why not start here? No-one will bite, and it's a nice easy way to break your posting duck (and avoid being one of those lurking members with no posts who mysteriously disappear during purging season).

For example, I'm Dello, one time C4 cricket forum hot-air-smith (until it vanished up its own tubes) and formally of the once legendary (though now defunct) "Football Crazy".

I have no pets and all my own teeth.