You know what really grinds my gears?

[Invader Zim]

This thread is dedicated to Chivalry Augustus, the Peter Griffin of FB.



He really should blog.

You know what really grinds my gears? Mark Greatbatch. What a c*nt and what a totally twattish name he has. He'll suit the Snoozers right down to the fricking ground. Shit cricketer shit coach. Annoying tosser.

You know what really grinds my gears? My posts. Do you know when I read back half [the time] I don't understand what the f*ck I was on about? I'll ask my psychiatrist about it then kill myself. Or maybe I'll finish my novel* first, then kill myself, then leave a note behind asking someone to burn the novel. That sounds better, doesn't it? In other news I've earned a quite ignominious milestone in having been sig-quoted by our Welsh brethren. And this thread has since gone weird. I felt the need to post here again. I feel I should post every two pages in major threads. Blackpool lost as well the fat ******. * - 225k now.

You know what really grinds my gears about people like you, other than your welshness? It's your musical taste. You're always into this band or that with some edgy name, and they'll probably always claim they're not gunning for mainstream whilst they're nailing their weird little number in the groupie van. And then they'll have fans like you what self-harm or don't self-harm - either way you'll be boasting about it - who 'saw them first.' And in-between your going to these gay ickle gigs and buying their t-shirts and their albums and hugging them on facebook you'll be sneering down your face at other people who don't have any musical taste, who like the latest black man what raps fast and thinks he's it. No doubt you reckons they're shit. Now this is the problem with this generation, they don't have a proper appreciation of music. They think Beethoven, Bach, Vivaldi, Grieg, Rachmaninov, Stravinsky, Strauss et al are gay 'cause their boyfriends used to tell them it was so when they were in their little shit pit schools. And they don't have a proper eclectic appreciation of music because they're annoying welsh folk just like yourself. I HATE THEM. But apart from that you're alright, aite?

You know what really grinds my gears? Self-indulgent, look at me threads from an FBer. Why don't you just get facebook Basil so you can be like the rest of them eejits what wants to think they're celebrities even though they earn two bob and threepenny and are actually 100% bona fide qunt faces? It's just the same thing on here sometimes, rebellious folk like Bas telling us to keep in check and do as we're told and then coming up with real gems of threads like this one that clearly have great longevity. It really annoys me sometimes and I have to spill my ire in a froth of ash and brimstone. I mean, seriously Bas? The Glenlivet? If it's over 15 years I can support this thread wholeheartedly. Any less and you can go and die. As for the rest of you, carry on. Flaming Bails quality assurance checks shall remain in operation at all times. We do discriminate on the basis of age, sexuality, colour and creed.

Personally, I don't drink, smoke or indulge in extra-curricular activities of a more diverse kind which could include imbibing, injecting or inhaling various toxins masquerading as more joyous chemicals. Now this does lead sometimes to people enquiring as to exactly how it was I became quite so mental at such a young age. The answer is just plain insanity caused by a desire to become insane and then further augment my insanity for insanity's sake. It is a noble pursuit and one not wholly without reward.

[Zat]

And there was I thinking this was going to be another f*cking thread about f*cking subis.

[CT]

wait zat it will come soon enough

[Zat]

Irony? Zim starts a thread to how good Gus is as a poster, then a few hours later, Gus posts this on the 'phones of the mobile variety' thread...

iPhone + pay as you go + £0 = me with an iPhone and no money out of the bank. What can I say, it's not what you know but who you know, and I know a guy in a phone shop. Hope he gets sacked, scum. But me, I'm iPhoned up. Bit over-rated if you be aksing me but then I have mucky fingers.

Oh and hi filosofee even though you posted weeks ago and probably haven't posted since. When are we getting married? Were you put off by the picture I sent of me (to you)? I'm broken-hearted and heartbroken.

It's times like this I miss the neg rep facility. That kind of shit deserves millions of minus votes.

[G.Wood]

August can't be English.

No pom is that funny.

Well maybe Jontyh, when tanked up on pilfered brown ale, nut nobody else

[eowyn]

All us Poms are that funny, Woody. Most of us hide it better from strangers though.

[embee]

Most Poms smell funny ...you could hide that better

[eowyn]

How?

[Zat]

Bathe?

[eowyn]

Que?

[Zat]

And they say it's just a stereotype...

[DJ_Smerk]

Hey guys, Tac always calls me a walking joke. I must be farking hilarious.

[tac]

You might be a sick joke . . . in that case you'd be farkin sick. Or you could be a black joke . . . .

Spoiler:

and don't try to divert attention by claiming that would make you the Windes ODI team, as that would be bordering on racist and not funny at all . . .

[Zat]

Is Smerk the black sheep of his family?

[tac]

it's all the time spent down t'pit . . . .