Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Jontyh · by Jontyh on Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:02 am

G.Wood wrote:August can't be English.

No pom is that funny.

Well maybe Jontyh, when tanked up on pilfered brown ale, nut nobody else

Fark me, Woody. You pay me a compliment, add a caveat and then incite everyone to give me, exclusively, a Glasgow kiss.
If I'd managed to purloin some grog I might have something witty in the way of a riposte, but I didn't, so I haven't.
Qunt.

DJ_Smerk · by DJ_Smerk on Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:06 am

Yeah, tying RD up with logic, that'll really help. Cool

Jontyh · by Jontyh on Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:20 am

I'm just thankful I'm not one of Woody's enemies. F*ck knows what he tells people to do to them.

tac · by tac on Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:21 am

sick f*cks

Jontyh · by Jontyh on Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:25 am

Pithy as ever, Tac.

DJ_Smerk · by DJ_Smerk on Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:27 am

I believe Tac is channelling AD.

Either that or he has, ADD.

Dello · by Dello on Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:29 am

AIDS. It's spelled AIDS.

Monkey f*cker.

Zat · by Zat on Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:56 am

Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet.

G.Wood · by G.Wood on Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:57 pm

Jontyh wrote:
G.Wood wrote:August can't be English.

No pom is that funny.

Well maybe Jontyh, when tanked up on pilfered brown ale, nut nobody else

Fark me, Woody. You pay me a compliment, add a caveat and then incite everyone to give me, exclusively, a Glasgow kiss.
If I'd managed to purloin some grog I might have something witty in the way of a riposte, but I didn't, so I haven't.
Qunt.

I thought you norfeners were hard.

Oh, and get ****** smerky

horace · by horace on Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:51 pm

rd in repeat small man syndrome shocker

eowyn · by eowyn on Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:08 pm

Us Northerners are well 'ard, woody. Unlike your apocryphal self.....

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:41 pm

Chivalry Augustus wrote:Yes, and we also practice proper pronunciation of the word scone (hint: it rhymes with cone, hone, bone, tone, moan, phone, alone, sloan, Joan, cologne, blown, sewn, stone, throne, thrown, known).

Damn straight Chiv! I knew I could count on you for a bit of bonafide 'we're f*cking real, yo?' Englishness. Get five Englander points from your local BP and a Blighty Gold Star to boot. You don't have to be ashamed about living here like they do.

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:45 pm

I mean, who the f*ck is woody? Who the f*ck is he to have carte blanche on humour here? He's a f*cking Aussie!!!!!!!

Their idea of humour is to beat up South Asians. Their idea of humour is sticking their dick in their mate's pint glass 'scoona' whilst he's in the bog. Their idea of humour is for a man to dress up in drag to parody a Dame. Their idea of humour is to drag out the old 'a dingo ate my baby' line at every given opportunity.

No, my friends, Woody is no judge of humour. He's a sex-deprived lunatic whose warped sense of emotions have clouded his judgement.

skully · by skully on Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:47 pm

So how's work, Dan? Another qunt of a day, for a qunt of an organisation? Cool

skully · by skully on Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:49 pm

Dello wrote:You know what really grinds my gears? A hot posting month (January) followed by tumbleweeds.

Fickle bastards.

Whining qunt. Razz