Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Zat · by Zat on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 00:49

It's bad foruming to point out the obvious?

DJ_Smerk · by DJ_Smerk on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 00:56

G.Wood wrote:You sound surprised that the English are a bit soft

Indeed.

G.Wood · by G.Wood on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 01:04

Zat wrote:It's bad foruming to point out the obvious?

what about "nice tits red"?

Zat · by Zat on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 01:25

There's 'the obvious' and the 'farkin stupid'

JKLever · by JKLever on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 01:33

I'm not talking about the mincy man colds you get downunder, this is a full blown job.

2 toilet rolls in 30 mins sort of man cold. Give a pom a break.

G.Wood · by G.Wood on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 01:38

Zat wrote:There's 'the obvious' and the 'farkin stupid'

What about someone (like Horace say) who combines the both and is obviously farkin stupid?

Zat · by Zat on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 01:52

JKLever wrote:I'm not talking about the mincy man colds you get downunder, this is a full blow job.

2 toilet rolls in 30 mins sort of man cold. Give a pom a break.

Didn't realise you and Trev were so close...

G.Wood wrote:
Zat wrote:There's 'the obvious' and the 'farkin stupid'

What about someone (like Horace say) who combines the both and is obviously farkin stupid?

h is the least of this place's problems.

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:22

Don't judge us all by their limp-wristed standards. You won't meet two more 'English' people than Dello and Lever. Sort of a caricature of your 'yeah, we're sensitive... yeah we're damned nice thanks for asking! We like things like scones and we pronounce them 'sconns'. We buy a 'slap and tickle' pack and think we're naughty. We mention the weather in every third sentence, like it's spectacular. We eat weird cuts of meat.' type of Englishmen. They have a day off for a paper cut. They're systematically ruining society with their 'can't do' attitude.

skully · by skully on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:23

Friends of Clarkson, then Dan?

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:38

No, no. More the Adrian Chiles types. Localised thumb-twiddlers.

Zat · by Zat on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:09

Where does Bell fit in, Danny? Besides in any post by skully at the moment, that is.

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:20

Bell's sort of there or thereabouts. He's more of a youngster than them though, so he's more susceptible to doling out blow jobs for aggrandisement. To the Levers and Dellos of England, that form of career-driven nonsense is a foregone conclusion. They've already impressed their superiors by blowing themselves.

Zat · by Zat on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:22

Autofellation? Dello = JKL = Ron jeremy?

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:25

Nah, they just have big chins and lips. Dello + JKL = Ron Jeremy / 2.

JKLever · by JKLever on Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:16

May you all get Anal warts.