Re: The MOAN thread

JKLever · by JKLever on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:35

Demelza wrote:Really laughing!

Okay, why can't men shut drawers?

Why shut them when we're too busy trying to pull them down?

Growler · by Growler on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:37

Dem you're right about that Barry Scott - he needs a good clubbing.

Hard-core Cillit Bang

That other annoying knob-head, Michael Winner, is on the other video.

by Guest on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:38

JKLever wrote:
Demelza wrote:Really laughing!

Okay, why can't men shut drawers?

Why shut them when we're too busy trying to pull them down?

I thought it was only a matter of time before this turned smutty.......

Dello · by Dello on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:40

You're the one who brought up "damp"...

by Guest on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:42

Growler wrote:Dem you're right about that Barry Scott - he needs a good clubbing.

Hard-core Cillit Bang

That other annoying knob-head, Michael Winner, is on the other video.

The Cilit Bang Remix.........

Winkle Spinner · by Winkle Spinner on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:54

Girls.

They're shit.

JKLever · by JKLever on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:56

by Guest on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 21:51

Do you reckon he's recently been dumped?
Just a thought.........

Dello · by Dello on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 21:58

Or "she" has developed a puncture...

JKLever · by JKLever on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 22:06

Or she's run off with his sax player....

Merlin · by Merlin on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 22:59

eowyn wrote:
Merlin wrote:Agree for the most part.

But the one ad that has me in stitches (shown lots during the NZ-Eng series on Sky) -
The VW Polo (I think) ad with the Jack Russell giving the 60's Spencer Davis hit "I'm a Man" the full volume works whilst being driven IN the car ... but, then quietly mouthing the song nervously OUTSIDE whilst trembling in public and on a leash.

The Halifax Bank slush p!sses me off as do all those ad's which use hit songs with the words changed to suit the context of the product being advertised.

I had dog just like this, Love it too, scarily,,,

Thanks Mrs V.
Clever ad that one .... ought to win a prize.

tac · by tac on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 23:46

That dog reminds me of a couple of people when they get on this forum . . . .

horace · by horace on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 23:54

"woof woof", barks the likes of barkeroo

"yelp yelp" squeak the likes of merls, basil and brass monkey...plus various mice gnaw away at the vitals of logic

tac · by tac on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 23:55

I would add a couple of extras . . .

by Guest on Mon 31 Mar 2008, 23:56

horace wrote:"woof woof", barks the likes of barkeroo

"yelp yelp" squeak the likes of merls, basil and brass monkey...plus various mice gnaw away at the vitals of logic

And your gripe is.............?