Re: South Africa v England, 4th Test, Jo’burg, Jan 14-18

skully · by skully on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 07:06

Shoeshine wrote:
Zat wrote:Dunsborough Pies? Whats so good about them?

Have you never been to the bakery there? You really should. They're absolutely gorgeous. Take about ten years off your life, but well yum.

Maybe Farks was on a Dunsborough Pies diet. Then he slapped on the leather, caught some nasty disease, and slimmed down to his current 72 kg real quick.

Zat · by Zat on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 07:07

The amount of shit he talks, his weight must yoyo betwen eating and talking.

skully · by skully on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 07:09

Does that make him Bull(sh!t)imic?

Zat · by Zat on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 07:15

Well it's some sort of headspace problem.

skully · by skully on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 07:19

I think he might have an arsespace problem too. That leather apparently attracts all sorts of fruity characters.

Zat · by Zat on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 07:22

Thought his leather chaps didn't cover the butt.

skully · by skully on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 07:35

Designed-for-purpose, obviously.

Zat · by Zat on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 07:39

He caters to his market as the king of CA leather. San Francisco and all that!

skully · by skully on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 07:40

Yes, it all fits together, like Paul Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzpaul.

Zat · by Zat on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 07:47

Probably a good thing they don't make cricket gear.

skully · by skully on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 08:09

Well, I'm guessing he makes fark all, except for bullsh!t statements on t'internet.

DJ_Smerk · by DJ_Smerk on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:38

skully wrote:Well, I'm guessing he makes fark all, except for bullsh!t statements on t'internet.

That's a crime in this part of the world. Hence why I'm cutting down. Cool

skully · by skully on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:42

Well Smerkle, it was more a statement on the fact that Farks has aligned himself with some sort of leather fashion accessory company in the US of A. He apparently actually plays no part in the actual production of the product, but simply sits in a back room tinkering with said company's web site.

So basically he is some non-descript barge-arse who sits at the PC all day, mostly posting paranoid bullsh!t about the country he lives in and it's effect on his home country.

What a fat c0ck.

Zat · by Zat on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:20

He sits in the back room, playing with his nearly 46-year-old cock that's never been used, except to take a piss.

skully · by skully on Fri 12 Feb 2010, 23:13

Careful Zog, he'll jump through your monitor and punch the living sh!t out of you. Apparently 6' 4", 250 kg leathermen can do that.

Or he'll nuke you with radiation from his 5 TVs, all owned by his Mum.