Re: Danny was right

G.Wood · by G.Wood on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 05:06

DJ_Smerk wrote:almost - being the key word.

Aye, he should have added that resurrecting your own thread is exceptionally pants

DJ_Smerk · by DJ_Smerk on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 05:07

You can't have necromancy, without romanc[e].

It's like Lardy and Vilks' relationship has blossomed.

G.Wood · by G.Wood on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 05:12

If you say so

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:11

I was right? Shit... you're all moving into unchartered territory and ye know not what happen..eth..

It's not getting called a 'threassurection' so I'm not wanting a part of it.

Oh, and Smerk, the only thing I use the term 'bones' for is money. So, FU.

Winkle Spinner · by Winkle Spinner on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:31

What do you call actual bones?

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:33

Actual bones? Think his name is Dr. Leonard McCoy.

Winkle Spinner · by Winkle Spinner on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:35

Isn't he responsible for crisps?

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:38

I think you may be right. That's probably why they're only 15.5g of fat per bag, rather than the old 20.4g. Revolutionary.

Winkle Spinner · by Winkle Spinner on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:41

They don't make just anyone a doctor. Cf Jeremy Clarkson, engineering genius.

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:05

I disagree. Dr. Doom had exactly no qualifications in Doom-mongering, yet here he is parading around like he's a champ... what do the authorities do about the malpractice? Sweet FA!

vilkrang · by vilkrang on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:33

To be fair although he doesn't have a doctorate in doom-mongering I believe that he is in fact a doctor in something or other.

People don't tend to call themselves by what they have a doctorate in anyway as far as I know, though it would be awesome if they did.

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:50

Again, what do I look like, someone who means things?

You're totally right. Dr. Victor Von Doom IIRC, graduated 1952 from the University Of Pongygong in his beloved Latveria. He got a doctorate in Microbiology and Baked Goods Management.

He has two cats, one of which is a lesbian.

He adores knitwear, although he feels more comfortable in hooded capes.

PeterCS · by PeterCS on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:52

What's the other one?

Merlin · by Merlin on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:52

Dr. Victor Von Doom IIRC, graduated 1952 from the University Of Pongygong in his beloved Latveria. He got a doctorate in Microbiology and Baked Goods Management.

Wrong.
That was Dr, Rudyard Kipling ... ... who baked exceedingly good cakes.

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:55

Merlin wrote:
Wrong.
That was Dr, Rudyard Kipling ... ... who baked exceedingly good cakes.

I think you'll find that his course leader at the University Of Pongygong was indeed Rudyard Kipling.

Schoolboy error.