Re: Clarke in another Bingle

Nath · by Nath on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:09 pm

No more Clingle. aw naw! Rolling Eyes

The One · by The One on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:15 pm

Red wrote:Spanky on Bingle.

http://www.watoday.com.au/sport/cricket/clarkes-choice-love-or-leadership-20100309-pvtr.html

"He has always come across as an essentially likeable young fellow"

LOL

Red · by Red on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:30 pm

I never even watch ACA but it was reported that her girlfriends got the information first hand from Lara. Removalists have been spotted taking a shitload of furniture from their apartment. Her manager is issuing a no comment statement which tends towards the bad news scenario.

The entertainement reporters on radio are suggesting it's definitely over and also implying the split will be financially damaging to Clarke which of course you don't have to be a rocket scientist to work out.

PeterCS · by PeterCS on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:56 pm

Poor Clarkey. He must be heartbroken.

Hopefully Lara will keep coming back (at least in his thoughts) for another 9-10 months yet, and do a MidgeMum on him. Or even a PodgeMum will do.

PeterCS · by PeterCS on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:56 pm

skully wrote:She sounds like a bit of a mad cow.

Hopefully Pup isn't infected from chewing on her.

Get ya head straight man, and get yer arse back to Shaggertown for the Tests.

Hey, that's a bit sexist.

Just as well she ain't Indian.

CT · by CT on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:22 pm

frankly fev the drunken pissy little buffoon should be the one who suffers for this, his wife alex must be hiding in shame as he has embarrassed her again.

bingle was a young fool when with fev and should have known better but she is the victim in this and is coping the rabid hyenas baying at her window.

mind you some of it is self inflicted but she shouldn't take all the blame for this.

Henry · by Henry on Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:34 am

Clarke is an idiot for even proposing to that slut in the first place.

He's getting what he deserves for being so naive.

Fred Nerk · by Fred Nerk on Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:43 am

yes dear

Henry · by Henry on Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:45 am

You'd rather he stays with her and f*cks up his career?

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:47 am

Trev, can you 'nutshell' the whole incident? I really don't know the crack. I'd ask an Aussie, but they'd only gush about 'pup'.

Henry · by Henry on Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:52 am

Pup meets Aussie supermodel, Pup gets laid. Pup falls in love because she knows how to use her mouth. Pup asks questions about her previous relationship with an Aussie footballer. She says it was a media beat up. Pup believes her and proposes. Football player releases a pic of her naked in the shower. Pup gets all trembly lipped and jealous in NZ. Pup flies home demanding answers.

Something like that, as far as I know.

Fred Nerk · by Fred Nerk on Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:56 am

Apparently Michael Clarke has or is just about to bust up with Lara Bingle.

Brass Monkey · by Brass Monkey on Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:03 am

Henry wrote:Pup meets Aussie supermodel, Pup gets laid. Pup falls in love because she knows how to use her mouth. Pup asks questions about her previous relationship with an Aussie footballer. She says it was a media beat up. Pup believes her and proposes. Football player releases a pic of her naked in the shower. Pup gets all trembly lipped and jealous in NZ. Pup flies home demanding answers.

Something like that, as far as I know.

Ahh, cheers man. I'm not used to it from the strinos. That sounds all a bit English.

embee · by embee on Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:10 am

Henry wrote:Pup meets Aussie supermodel, Pup gets laid. Pup falls in love because she knows how to use her mouth. Pup asks questions about her previous relationship with an Aussie footballer. She says it was a media beat up. Pup believes her and proposes. Football player releases a pic of her naked in the shower. Pup gets all trembly lipped and jealous in NZ. Pup flies home demanding answers.

Something like that, as far as I know.

Nice Tits Red

DJ_Smerk · by DJ_Smerk on Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:32 am

Bingle or Bungle?

The loveable bear from the famous kids TV programme, or Bungle....