Hirings and Firings

Matt Wood and Bilal Shafayat have been shown the door by Notts.

Siders is leaving of his own volition

Steve Kirby is leaving Glos.

Kent are letting Amjad Khan go

Owais Shah is leaving Middlesex.

Luke Sutton rejoining Direby from Lancashire

Any more?

John Maunders & Mervyn Westfield released, Grant Flower to retire.

Wouldn't mind any of Sidders, Kirby or Amjad at Essex - tis the bowling that's fooked us this year really. We simply don't have the money though....

JKLever wrote:John Maunders & Mervyn Westfield released, Grant Flower to retire.

Wouldn't mind any of Sidders, Kirby or Amjad at Essex - tis the bowling that's fooked us this year really. We simply don't have the money though....

That'll be a familiar refrain this winter.

There are rumours that Vik might leave us - he has to years left on his contract, but what does that mean anymore?

Owais Shah is leaving Middlesex.

As a matter of fact he isn't ... His contract (sadly) was not renewed without reference to him - and the poor sod only found out via the media/twitter, for which the qunt Fraser and the Middlesex hierarchy had to grovel and apologise for.
It seems long service counts for f**k all these days!

IMO, Fraser is fast overtaking Gashley Piles for the quntest of all qunts top spot ...

Essex are in for Shah
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/essex/8986257.stm

Not sure we can afford him to be honest.

Well then he is leaving Middlesex - at the end of a boot.

JKLever wrote:Essex are in for Shah
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/essex/8986257.stm

Not sure we can afford him to be honest.

After Merlo's mob, I'm sure he'll be glad of anything.


Even Chelmo.

He could come to Chelmo for a bit of culture

Trade in his Louis Vuitton pendant for a porkpie hat and some whelks?

JKLever wrote:He could come to Chelmo for a bit of culture

Why?
Do the yogurts have a stronger consistency in Chavland?

Only one thing for it, Merls:

Become a Surrey member before it's too late.

PeterCS wrote:Only one thing for it, Merls:

Become a Surrey member before it's too late.

Perish the thought Petey ... I'd rather emigrate to Oz ....
Oh wait, not much chance of that happening ... I've got no criminal record.....yet !

As both Basil Brush and the Pakistani cricket team sponsors would say ...
Boom Boom ...!

Merlin wrote:

PeterCS wrote:Only one thing for it, Merls:

Become a Surrey member before it's too late.

Perish the thought Petey ... I'd rather emigrate to Oz ....
Oh wait, not much chance of that happening ... I've got no criminal record.....yet !

Ironically enough, if you did, they probably wouldn't let you in.