Black Helicopters

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Two weeks ago I would have thought he was just another saffie loon

I can understand Woolmer but Cronje had almost faded into the background by then, and he more or less spilled his guts already.

Warning to others

Cronje isnt dead

embee wrote:Cronje isnt dead

Well at least he's got good company, Elvis, Jimmy, Marilyn, maybe even Christopher.

Is that your version of eating, drinking, smoking and r00ting heaven, qmy?

Elvis isn't dead, he just went home...

skully wrote:Is that your version of eating, drinking, smoking and r00ting heaven, qmy?

Have you ever been in the South and tried to eat some of their food? I think Elvis may be still alive coz there's no way he could've fit into the coffin.

Jimmy's buried at RFK stadium as we all know.

Marilyn had want to be daed because she wouldn't want to turn up nowadays as a twenty-one year old looking for a modelling contract, "Sorry Dear, you're too fat".

Christopher the qunt is probably still alive.

To summarise I'd shoot Skase, avoid Elvis r00t Marilyn and have a beer or three with Jimmy.

Never been to the South, qmy, but we did do the West Coast and Vegas (a hoot of a holiday). My kids lived on burgers, chips and churros (straight doughnuts) for 2 weeks. Thankfully they were 10 and 8 at the time so metabolised all the carp as kiddies do.

Good times.

Woolmer's death is suspicious. The Jamaican police proved to be completely inept in regards to solving that mystery.

The fact it happened right after a loss to Ireland makes it even more suspicious IMO.

embee wrote:Cronje isnt dead

Quite, he's been seen riding Shergar.