Eowyn is a sex pixie

disagree lardy...E seems pretty much as she has always been - other than there is no flirting with 'meaty'

you misunderstand me, there was no criticism implied at all ... she is away, physically, more often than not ... 'away with the pixies' only in a nice way. We are all a little mad, and that's not a bad thing.

Me, I'm barking.

woops...my error...doffs lid...and of course in my advanced years I am dementing

What exactly is a sex pixie?

And where can I find one?

Apparently this is a sex pixie...

A girl with a lascivious glint in her eye.
She will put out with a little work.
Used as a simple scale:
F*ck Monkey: A girl who'll fufill your every sordid whim at the drop of a hat.
Sex Pixie: as above but not as obvious in her intent.
Jessica Simpson = Sex Pixie.
Christina Aguillera = F*ck Monkey.

Brass Monkey wrote:Christina Aguillera = F*ck Chunky Monkey.

Fixed.

It was ripped from 2005/6 so I suppose there'd be different examples now.

Well "apparently" she has porked it on, but prolly not quite to that extent.

Never liked either of them in the first place... they were barely on my list.

Brass Monkey wrote:Never liked either of them in the first place... they were barely on my list.

Where he says "list" read "telephone directory"

I have certain standards and whilst my list is all encompassing... there's one giant rule - I don't fancy idiots.

Let's scotch this rumour once and for all.

The original spare thread deserves to be on top.