Shane Watson

How mad would we all be if he actually accomplished something worthy of admiration and respect?

(Everyone bar Skully [who is now a converted a Watson fan] would rage).

Like ....

acknowledging the bowler's skill in dismissing him?

confirming the umpire had made a correct decision in giving him out?

saying "well played" to the batsman he had just dismissed while quietly going off to have a small high five celebration with his team mates?

Yeah but lets put that as red for now...

They've got nice tits?

Credit where credits due. He pitched it up and allowed the conditions work for him. Bolly and Midge were too short.

First Shane to get a Michelle at Lords.

A fiver at Lords? Time he pulled his finger out and made a significant contribution.

Mebee he'll get 10 in the match?

He is a despicable qunt.

Did he rape your cat or sumpent, vilky??

No, he's just a despicable qunt.

Skulls seems to be Watto's No. 1 fan these days.

Will be running off t-shirts, balloons and pained facemasks next.

Isn't he lovely?

He got a Pfeiffer. But he's still a despicable qunt. And possibly smells like fish.

Shane Watson looks wrong. He's like a jigsaw that has been forced together by a Homer Simpson. Or into a Homer Simpson. In fact, he looks like Homer Simpson with hair who has lost weight and got a six-pack. That's Shane Watson in a nutshell. Plus he plays cricket in the same way. Like a retard who has drank loads of Duff but every now and again kind of does something.

Oh, and he's a c*ck and I hope he dies.

Love and hate are such close bedfellows.