Amazed that this didn't get any coverage

The scandal, if there is one this year, is just how appaulingly bad the GB entry was. It literally was the worst song in the line-up and deserved all it got. I'm not exaggerating when I say it sounded like a Rick Astley B-side circa-1988. It was so dated & just generally sh*t. I don't expect our entries to be much cop as respected UK artists wouldn't touch the comp. with a barge pole but my god it was poor. Suspiciously so almost.

The German entry wasn't half bad though. Fair play to the kraut mockney.

Well it was written by Waterman, Pete not Dennis. Dennis might have done better than that drivel.