Re: Golf - for anyone who GAF

by G.Wood on Wed 08 Sep 2010, 12:17

Apparently Fat Cat Ritchie has been playing Rachel Hetherington's fairway for the past few years. Been a kept man in Florida

The second time he's landed on his feet

by Mick Sawyer on Wed 08 Sep 2010, 12:38

G.Wood wrote:Apparently Fat Cat Ritchie has been playing Rachel Hetherington's fairway for the past few years. Been a kept man in Florida

The second time he's landed on his feet

Rachel has just played her last event on the LPGA tour. The Fat Feck might need to find paid employment.

by Basil on Wed 08 Sep 2010, 12:58

Corey Pavin picks Woods for the Ryder Cup.

In other news - the sun rises in the east!

Great: Europe will have his arse and win by a distance

by G.Wood on Wed 08 Sep 2010, 13:48

Basil wrote:Corey Pavin picks Woods for the Ryder Cup.

In other news - the sun rises in the east!

Great: Europe will have his arse and win by a distance

Just means there will be more people there to watch. Everyone's happy - except the yanks

by Mick Sawyer on Wed 08 Sep 2010, 13:57

Basil wrote:Corey Pavin picks Woods for the Ryder Cup.

In other news - the sun rises in the east!

Great: Europe will have his arse and win by a distance

I'm looking forward to it Bas. Here's hoping Wales turns on it's worst weather & the septics are nutted.

by DJ_Smerk on Tue 14 Sep 2010, 04:44

I'm going to be working closely with Tiger and Monty next week.

As their private advisors.

Boyo's, here's how you play gollfffffff.

by Basil on Tue 14 Sep 2010, 07:01

DJ_Smerk wrote:I'm going to be working closely with Tiger and Monty next week.

As their private advisors.

Boyo's, here's how you play gollfffffff.

We're doooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmed!

by Mick Sawyer on Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:30

DJ_Smerk wrote:I'm going to be working closely with Tiger and Monty next week.

As their private advisors.

Boyo's, here's how you play gollfffffff.

I'd favour Monty smerkles. Lesser chance of a transmittable disease.

by G.Wood on Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:49

If Monty stares at you and you hear "mmmmm welsh rarebit"

run

by Mick Sawyer on Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:17

G.Wood wrote:If Monty stares at you and you hear "mmmmm welsh rarebit"

run

or not

by skully on Fri 29 Oct 2010, 09:34

Kraut Martin Kaymer is a bee's d!ck away from usurping Tiger Woods as the world's no. 1 player. WTF?

a) Does anyone else know who he is?
b) He has one Major - the most recent US PGA title.
c) WTF?

by Blackadder on Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:31

Hmmm read that as Kramer Shocked

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by skully on Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:54

by skully on Sat 30 Oct 2010, 09:09

At Andalucia after round 3 Kaymer trails the leaders by 9 shots and looks to have blown his chance to overtake Tiger Woods as no. 1 in the world golf rankings. The resting Lee Westwood (at least I've heard of him - a very consistent golfer although with no Majors to his name) now looks like taking top spot.

Snigger at the choking Kraut.

by lardbucket on Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:31

Kaymer cropper