Re: Golf - for anyone who GAF

by Mick Sawyer on Mon 10 May 2010, 16:48

Zat wrote:It was on the Golf Channel, not ESPN. Shit quality youtube video...

Was that Kelly Tilghman? Didn't think dicks were her thing.

by Bradman on Mon 10 May 2010, 17:48

bodyline wrote:In the meantime - the GWS gets his balls cleaned by a 41 year old.

http://www.news.com.au/greg-normans-wives-united-by-betrayal/story-e6frfkp9-1225864605510

Does Greg Norman not like money or does he just have soft spot for lawyers?

by Zat on Mon 10 May 2010, 17:57

He's a Queenslander.

by Bradman on Mon 10 May 2010, 17:58

So not all bad then.

by Mick Sawyer on Mon 10 May 2010, 18:52

Bradman wrote:
bodyline wrote:In the meantime - the GWS gets his balls cleaned by a 41 year old.

http://www.news.com.au/greg-normans-wives-united-by-betrayal/story-e6frfkp9-1225864605510

Does Greg Norman not like money or does he just have soft spot for lawyers?

He just has soft spots ........ that require constant ............ er ............ moisture

by bodyline on Mon 10 May 2010, 18:54

Mick Sawyer wrote:
Bradman wrote:
bodyline wrote:In the meantime - the GWS gets his balls cleaned by a 41 year old.

http://www.news.com.au/greg-normans-wives-united-by-betrayal/story-e6frfkp9-1225864605510

Does Greg Norman not like money or does he just have soft spot for lawyers?

He just has soft spots ........ that require constant ............ er ............ moisture

But given the way he folded in anything other that the British Open - you'd wonder if he could control his stick!

by Mick Sawyer on Mon 10 May 2010, 18:57

bodyline wrote:
Mick Sawyer wrote:
Bradman wrote:
bodyline wrote:In the meantime - the GWS gets his balls cleaned by a 41 year old.

http://www.news.com.au/greg-normans-wives-united-by-betrayal/story-e6frfkp9-1225864605510

Does Greg Norman not like money or does he just have soft spot for lawyers?

He just has soft spots ........ that require constant ............ er ............ moisture

But given the way he folded in anything other that the British Open - you'd wonder if he could control his stick!

Doesn't have to mate. Not required.

by skully on Sun 23 May 2010, 20:51

And it's worth repeating here.

Outstanding effort by Jason Day to pull off his initial PGA victory today at the Byron Nelson in Texas.

May it be the first of quite a few. Very Happy

by Mick Sawyer on Sun 23 May 2010, 23:35

skully wrote:And it's worth repeating here.

Outstanding effort by Jason Day to pull off his initial PGA victory today at the Byron Nelson in Texas.

May it be the first of quite a few.

Two weeks running (with the biggest guns taking a break).

Texas to be renamed New North Queensland.

by skully on Sun 23 May 2010, 23:41

Phurt, Adam Scott is more Serbian than Banjo these days. Well, he spends a lot of time exploring Serbian territory at least.

by Mick Sawyer on Mon 24 May 2010, 11:03

skully wrote:Phurt, Adam Scott is more Serbian than Banjo these days. Well, he spends a lot of time exploring Serbian territory at least.

He got disenchanted & went back to golf. His initial root took him through a place that resembled the Tasmanian old growth and the next time he came back it's be cleared like a Brazilian rainforest.

by lardbucket on Mon 24 May 2010, 11:10

I bet Karrie has a well maintained hedge, perfectly clean ...

by Mick Sawyer on Mon 24 May 2010, 11:47

lardbucket wrote:I bet Karrie has a well maintained hedge, perfectly clean ...

Where's RD when when need a truly funny tag?

As the man of the house Karrie could do anything she pleases.

by G.Wood on Mon 24 May 2010, 11:57

lardbucket wrote:I bet Karrie has a well maintained hedge, perfectly clean ...

Unlike Jan Stephenson's - which was often referred to as Caddyshack

by horace on Mon 24 May 2010, 12:22

great effort by Jason Day...may be the youngest ever winner on the PGA Tour...this is where we need a stats nerd to check out the records...where is Skully?