New Zealand v Australia, 2nd Test, Hamilton, Mar 27-31

Aussies cheaping Snoozer crapiness...

Late wicket helps but definitely the Snoozers session. 3-124 in the 120 minutes.

Taylor smashed us good, and he's still there.

Wonder what the NZzzzzers had for lunch??

Watson drops a relatively rampant Ross at slip.

Who now gets an 81 ball century.

That's some ton by Taylor. Well done him, but very ably assisted by a dreadful display of catching by Aus.

Watson has momentarily reverted to the big Qld sook that he was 18 months ago and has dropped two (well didn't lay a hand on one that he should have swallowed) and Midge is showing his Qld heritage by dropping another sitter.

Into the tail after Midge removes Macca but need to get rid of the last 4 quick or Taylor is gonna do some damage.

Well Ian Smith called it right. Just before that Horrors over, he said of Ross "I'd take Hauritz out the attack"

Then my freakin stream dries up, but I see from cricinfo he went for a few off Ross's bat.

Good one Ricky!

FFS, what an abysmal display of captaincy. WTF would Drunky leave Haurie on when Taylor knows he's only got the tail in support??

Not surprisingly Taylor's gone the tonk and smoked Haurie for 25 in one over (most ever runs off an Aussie in a single over - thanks to Snoozer TV).

God almighty, he's a thick qunt.

I believe JGK has just exploded somewhere.

The tail seems to be tucking into Johnson and Bolly now

Martin in now at the non-striker's end. Suppose Southee should go ape-sh*te really

Does Chris Martin even work on his batting? I find it hard to believe that he hasn't at least been able to develop some sort of forward defence over 10 years of international cricket.

Martin robbed of another ton

So after an arrogant and lazy effort with the bat, a very dumb captaincy display, a shoddy fielding effort and a very poor spell of spin bowling, we only trail by 33 on the first innings.

Now apply yourselves, you farkers.

Hehehe, Doully has some fit looking blondes from the NZ Black Sticks (Snoozer chick hockey team) in for an interview. I think his schlong has crawled down his leg and is tickling them under the table.

Man, it seems to be a pre-requisite to be an international woman hockey player - blonde and sharp-looking.