New Zealand v Australia, 2nd Test, Hamilton, Mar 27-31

NZ could use him. I hear their wasting tonnes of food at Test matches every year.

Rhino was on the wireless this morning.

Sounded like he had been on a 24 hour bender

But then I would have been too if I was told I was getting a $400k pay rise

CARRRRRRRRRRRRRN you sheep. Make a farqin game of it for once.

Farqin sheep.

Chris Martin looks a spent force, and at 35, he surely hasn't got long left. I'm not really sure what fast bowling reserves the Kiwis have though.

Bring back Sir Dick.

Motz?

Didn't he die a couple of years ago? Apparently he was a 120kg taxi driver when he died.




Pick him.

HADLEEEE.

Failing him, Warney.

Peter in sheep issue shock.



Deep in sheep.

Or else Dag Hammerskjold

Or even Chuck "Ding-a-Ling" Berry.


Who was it said the Sheep were shit?

DJ_Smerk wrote:Peter in sheep issue shock.



Deep in sheep.

Bet you've been waiting months to use that line, smerky . . . not that it isn't a good one . . .

It took a fair eweld while, it has to be said.

DJ_Smerk wrote:It took a fair eweld while, it has to be said.

phurt. That deserves to be lambasted.

Henry wrote:Chris Martin looks a spent force, and at 35, he surely hasn't got long left..

His batting is still improving.

It has now got up to "shite" on the shiteometer.