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Trial for man 'who mounted landlady's dog'


A Dubber man will stand trial next month after he was caught allegedly trying to have sex with his landlady's great dane.

Steven Skully was charged with attempted bestiality after being caught at a home in Spivgolia , 240km north of Spiv Central, on December 12, the Daily Spiv reports.

Skully allegedly tried to mount the dog, named Taccy. He faces a maximum seven years in jail if found guilty.

The 48-year-old has also been charged with two counts of being bald and one count of possessing dangerous trivia.

He has entered no plea. The case has been adjourned until July 28.

A man's not a camel. Although to r00t a Great Dane, he'd nearly have to be.

Cue Zog's favourite emoticon.

Sometimes it's just too easy.

Spoiler:

So, let's see if skully gets all upset like the last person I used that one for...

I'm honoured.

I note that this didn't involve a bitch skulls ... or is this a shaggy dog story?

The chief would cut his balls off if skulls was having sex with some bitch.

Merlin wrote:I note that this didn't involve a bitch skulls ... or is this a shaggy dog story?

You'd have to ask MB. He is telling the story.

Zat wrote:The chief would cut his balls off if skulls was having sex with some bitch.

Never a truer word spoken.

Zat wrote:The chief would cut his balls off if skulls was having sex with some bitch.

In which case I dread to think where the chief's knife would've stopped, were it a dog rather than a bitch he was porking!

I'm not allowed out at night. Except when Zog's in town with his 23 year old girlfriend.

Hehehe, noice. You could've shopped a tongue in there somewhere, but otherwise, a fair effort.

And that's a picture of whom actually ???

A 23 year old guppy ?

I think you'll find he is alluding to my good self, Merls.

The ugly fish is a groper and Zat will prolly take the story from here - even though it's been told.

It's a groper.

We call it skully.