Re: Danny was right

by G.Wood on Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:06

DJ_Smerk wrote:almost - being the key word.

Aye, he should have added that resurrecting your own thread is exceptionally pants

by DJ_Smerk on Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:07

You can't have necromancy, without romanc[e].

It's like Lardy and Vilks' relationship has blossomed.

by G.Wood on Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:12

If you say so

by Brass Monkey on Wed 17 Mar 2010, 23:11

I was right? Shit... you're all moving into unchartered territory and ye know not what happen..eth..

It's not getting called a 'threassurection' so I'm not wanting a part of it.

Oh, and Smerk, the only thing I use the term 'bones' for is money. So, FU.

by Winkle Spinner on Wed 17 Mar 2010, 23:31

What do you call actual bones?

by Brass Monkey on Wed 17 Mar 2010, 23:33

Actual bones? Think his name is Dr. Leonard McCoy.

by Winkle Spinner on Wed 17 Mar 2010, 23:35

Isn't he responsible for crisps?

by Brass Monkey on Wed 17 Mar 2010, 23:38

I think you may be right. That's probably why they're only 15.5g of fat per bag, rather than the old 20.4g. Revolutionary.

by Winkle Spinner on Wed 17 Mar 2010, 23:41

They don't make just anyone a doctor. Cf Jeremy Clarkson, engineering genius.

by Brass Monkey on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 01:05

I disagree. Dr. Doom had exactly no qualifications in Doom-mongering, yet here he is parading around like he's a champ... what do the authorities do about the malpractice? Sweet FA!

by vilkrang on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 01:33

To be fair although he doesn't have a doctorate in doom-mongering I believe that he is in fact a doctor in something or other.

People don't tend to call themselves by what they have a doctorate in anyway as far as I know, though it would be awesome if they did.

by Brass Monkey on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 01:50

Again, what do I look like, someone who means things?

You're totally right. Dr. Victor Von Doom IIRC, graduated 1952 from the University Of Pongygong in his beloved Latveria. He got a doctorate in Microbiology and Baked Goods Management.

He has two cats, one of which is a lesbian.

He adores knitwear, although he feels more comfortable in hooded capes.

by PeterCS on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 01:52

What's the other one?

by Merlin on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 01:52

Dr. Victor Von Doom IIRC, graduated 1952 from the University Of Pongygong in his beloved Latveria. He got a doctorate in Microbiology and Baked Goods Management.

Wrong.
That was Dr, Rudyard Kipling ... ... who baked exceedingly good cakes.

by Brass Monkey on Thu 18 Mar 2010, 01:55

Merlin wrote:
Wrong.
That was Dr, Rudyard Kipling ... ... who baked exceedingly good cakes.

I think you'll find that his course leader at the University Of Pongygong was indeed Rudyard Kipling.

Schoolboy error.