New Zealand v Australia, 1st Test, Wellington, Mar 19-23

So will this pack of Snoozer Nevilles trouble the Aussies? Perhaps mainly due to the Bingle distraction?

Daniel Vettori (capt), Brent Arnel, Martin Guptill, Peter Ingram, Brendon McCullum (wk), Tim McIntosh, Chris Martin, Jeetan Patel, Mathew Sinclair, Tim Southee, Ross Taylor, Daryl Tuffey, BJ Watling.

Likely Aus XI:

Drunky, Pup, Fleas, Watto, Paris, Ollie FFS, Haddit, Midge, Haurie, Rhino/M'Kay, Rug.

Aus bowling looks a bit thin. Mebee p!ss Ollie off for TNW?

Aye - Ollie has no right to be in the team.

Seriously, that Kiwi team is so sh1t we are bound to lose to it.

Sage.

JGK wrote:Seriously, that Kiwi team is so sh1t we are bound to lose to it.

You've done your best to help, there.

I see us losing the toss, being sent in on a greeny and being 5-70 at lunch on Day 1.

Garn the sheep botherers!

Garn??? How uncouth. You Chav.

Hehehe. Ya just gotta luv Pom v Aus hatred.

Will the Snoozers sledge?

Will anyone understand them if they do?

That goes with out saying, Smerkle. And it may include the chucking of the odd dead chook or herring at the Aussie boundary rider.

Yes.

So - Rikki-worthy in about 3 days then?

I echo Lever's comment.