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Greek Princes are funny

Post by skully on Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:44 pm

Faux pas Phil strikes again

"Do you work at strip club, Prince Philip asks cadet
2010-03-12 11:30:00

Prince Philip, known for his gaffe-prone remarks, asked a sea cadet whether she works at a strip club, a media report said Friday.

The Duke of Edinburgh was inspecting cadets in Exeter and asked 24-year-old barmaid Elizabeth Rendle what she did for a living, Daily Express reported.

'I told him I worked in a club.

'He then asked if it was a strip club. Then he said it's a bit too cold today anyway,' Rendle was quoted as saying.

She, however, added: 'He was just putting people at ease.'

The Sun reported that in 1986 he told a group of British students in China: 'If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed'.

Prince Philip asked a driving instructor in Scotland in 1995: 'How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?'

During a tour of Australia in 2002 he asked an Aborigine if they still threw spears at each other."


Stoopid old qunt. Cool

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Re: Greek Princes are funny

Post by tac on Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:59 pm

Is horrie Prince Phillip?

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Re: Greek Princes are funny

Post by skully on Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:03 pm

Funnily enough I almost named the thread "Faux Pas Phil in horrie impression shocker" Cool

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Post by Merlin on Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:05 pm

Re Prince Philip .... Stoopid old qunt.


Nah ... he's awrite for an El Greco ... some of his gaffes are quite amusing, and the geezer IS almost 90 years old. I guess not having much of a sex life (separate bedrooms, 3 acres apart at the inappropriately named Buck House), must create an inner tension which drives him to make such gaffes.

I liked the "slitty eyed" and permanently pissed Jocks (driving instructor) references though ... neither of them inaccurate, just un-PC. Very Happy

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Post by Invader Zim on Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:06 pm

merlin in 'defending the status quo' shocka!

You should sell the Royals to Disneyland to help pay off all that debt.

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Post by Merlin on Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:08 pm

yeah whoda thought it eh hoodie!
And coming from a rabid anti-royalist too!!

Best thing for the royals to do is to fark off back to Baden Baden and Athens respectively ...

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Post by JKLever on Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:18 am

skully wrote:

The Sun reported that in 1986 he told a group of British students in China: 'If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed'.


He was 'just putting people at ease'

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Post by DJ_Smerk on Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:51 am

Invader Zim wrote:merlin in 'defending the status quo' shocka!

You should sell the Royals to Disneyland to help pay off all that debt.




I think that's what Warney is trying to do aswell.

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Post by Clamson on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:03 am

I used to be in Sea Cadets, along with a good mate of mine (at the time anyway). He got to meet Prince Philip, who asked him what a certain badge on his uniform was.

My friend told him it was the Duke of Edinburgh award scheme badge. It seems he failed to recognise his own award...

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Post by JKLever on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:33 am

Clamson wrote:
My friend told him it was the Duke of Edinburgh award scheme


I'm surprised he didn't ask what sort of award that was then.

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Post by Clamson on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:36 am

He's alright really though. He's like a less offensive version of Frankie Boyle - just calls it as he sees it.

The Scottish one is brilliant though.

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Post by skully on Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:49 pm

He was the English comedian that inferred the Queen had an arse like a cat-flap (PMSL) - no?

Is their a Duke of Ed award for that? Cool

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Post by Dello on Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:56 pm

Scottish comedian.

In the words of Malcolm Tucker in In the Loop: "Don't EVER call me English again."

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Post by DJ_Smerk on Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:58 pm

Imagine you lot started calling me English. OH WAIT....

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Post by Dello on Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:58 pm

You're just happy they're calling you anything.

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