Pakistan's preperation before world tournaments...

Pakistan cricket by it's very nature is inconsistent, it's a mishmash of crazy decisions.

(don't think that one quite worked out)

Younis: "Alright, I'll rephrase the question. Can I... no, actually, I'll just repeat the question: have I got a second contract?"

MoYo: "Yeah, give me another series, you $h!t"

Clarke: "In fact, you know, the best thing I ever did was get thrown out by my wife! She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot"

PCB statement on Shoaib Malik:

"If he see's a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, he fills in the pond with concrete, he ploughs the family into the field, he blows up the tree, and uses the leaves to make a dress for his wife who's also his brother."

PCB Statement on Rana:

"He's a big posh sod with plums in his mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. He makes pigs smoke. He feeds beef burgers to swans. He has big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds he has 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. Does he deny that? No, I think his silence speaks volumes. "

Shahid Afridi: "'I was repellent to Test cricket... for two years'"

Apparent confrontation between MoYo and Younis in Australia:

‘The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!’

How long did you put it in for?

That's first class. That is superb.