Clarke in another Bingle

Yeah, said shanky ho is making a dick of herself. Hopefully Pup has just flown home to calm the bint down and then jumps back on a plane after the JAMODIs are over.

What a farkin drama queen.

Let's be honest here, does Clarke really sound like a FAC? For any form of the game?

Nope . . . he should stick to being as good as he can with the bat, and occasionally the ball, in tests . .and leave the rest to others . . .

The airhead slut Lara Bingle spells nothing but trouble for Clarke. The other WAGs don't like her claiming that she's self-absorbed. During last year's Ashes in England she travelled between venues with Clarke in her own car. That didn't endear either to the travelling caravan. She's on record as not liking the game. She's a liability for him but obviously judging from today's performance the team is much happier for the absence of Clarke and his attendant baggage.

Zat wrote:

skully wrote:Anyone hear anything about a rude gesture made by Bingle...

Blackadder wrote:Yes apparantly Bingle was on her Mobile at her Bondi apartment, saw the Media below and flipped them the bird.

For someone who wants to be in the spotlight, she doesn't seemt o like being in the spotlight.
Link to story on the skanky ho.

Only likes to be in the spotlight if she can get $$$ out of it.

She was shown on the news bulletins giving the rude salute to the media crews camped outside her palatial apartment. The reporter doing the live cross observed that she's happy to be in the media spotlight when there is money to be made as Blackadder so correctly pointed out.

Red wrote:The airhead slut Lara Bingle spells nothing but trouble for Clarke. The other WAGs don't like her claiming that she's self-absorbed. During last year's Ashes in England she travelled between venues with Clarke in her own car. That didn't endear either to the travelling caravan. She's on record as not liking the game. She's a liability for him but obviously judging from today's performance the team is much happier for the absence of Clarke and his attendant baggage.

Thank you, Robert Walls

Red wrote:She was shown on the news bulletins giving the rude salute to the media crews camped outside her palatial apartment. The reporter doing the live cross observed that she's happy to be in the media spotlight when there is money to be made as Blackadder so correctly pointed out.

She can be as rude as she likes with me, providing she has nice tits.

Merlin wrote:

Red wrote:She was shown on the news bulletins giving the rude salute to the media crews camped outside her palatial apartment. The reporter doing the live cross observed that she's happy to be in the media spotlight when there is money to be made as Blackadder so correctly pointed out.

She can be as rude as she likes with me, providing she has nice tits.

Meh seen better.

Red wrote:obviously judging from today's performance the team is much happier for the absence of Clarke and his attendant baggage.

Hmmm. The bowlers bowled well. Which they've done in nearly every game this summer. So no obvious Clarke influnce or missing factor there.

Haddin scored a ton. Which was the first ton of the series. But plenty of runs scored so far this series, and no real pressure on him. Most of his runs coming in partnership with Ponting, so no obvious Clarke factor there.

Watson was run out, while opening with Haddin. No other batsmen involved, no Clarke factor there at all.

Punter batted well at three. With Haddin. Then got out. No Clarke factor there.

MHussey was promoted to four. And failed. Again, which seems to happen more often than not when he's been promoted to four. Can't say he'd be thrilled at that. Can't say he'd obviously be happy that Clarke wasn't there.

Cam White did what Cam White always does. No Clarke factor there.

And Voges got to play. So he's probably happy Clarke wasn't there.

So that's one bloke who might be happy, one who's probably pissed off, and the rest? Well we wouldn't know. So much for obvious.

Obviously nice tits, though, Red.

Seriously, Clarke is a piece of shit.

The likes of Benaud and Miller used to tour England and be away from home for SIX MONTHS with the only contact home being the occasional telegram. And they did it for the love of the game, certainly not for the few hundred pounds they got paid. Many had to borrow money to be able to tour.

And here we have the Vice Captain of the Aussie cricket team, who's being paid 6 figures by CA to play cricket, who can be in almost constant contact with friends and family back home via phone, messaging and the like, leaving the tour because his media slut of a wife gave some journo the bird?!?!

If they ever make this piece of shit Australian Captain it will be a sad day for Australian sport.

Exactly!

So it's settled then? ShyT is the next Australian Test Captain.

And that, could just be about it...

Zat wrote:

Red wrote:obviously judging from today's performance the team is much happier for the absence of Clarke and his attendant baggage.

Hmmm. The bowlers bowled well. Which they've done in nearly every game this summer. So no obvious Clarke influnce or missing factor there.

Haddin scored a ton. Which was the first ton of the series. But plenty of runs scored so far this series, and no real pressure on him. Most of his runs coming in partnership with Ponting, so no obvious Clarke factor there.

Watson was run out, while opening with Haddin. No other batsmen involved, no Clarke factor there at all.

Punter batted well at three. With Haddin. Then got out. No Clarke factor there.

MHussey was promoted to four. And failed. Again, which seems to happen more often than not when he's been promoted to four. Can't say he'd be thrilled at that. Can't say he'd obviously be happy that Clarke wasn't there.

Cam White did what Cam White always does. No Clarke factor there.

And Voges got to play. So he's probably happy Clarke wasn't there.

So that's one bloke who might be happy, one who's probably pissed off, and the rest? Well we wouldn't know. So much for obvious.

Obviously nice tits, though, Red.

But unlike the other two ODIs, the team cruised to victory on the back of improved morale.

Obvious Clarke factor there.

Let's look at the bigger picture.

BTW, Bungle didn't even complete Year 10.

And btw, what would happen if everyone's whose partner was having a 'hissy fit' took time off work?