Clarke in another Bingle

My question is, why are we giving an everlovin' f*ck anyways?

The media, therefore we have little choice. Farquin headline news every night and morning.

skully wrote:

Big Dog wrote:I don't think Bungle will grieve for too long afterall, thre's a whole bunch of League morons she has'nt tackled yet.

.....any word on whether Pup got his Aston back?

Apparently they had a pre-cohabitation agreement signed up (no lie) and she gets to keep the 48 karat diamond engagement ring and the Aston.

He gets to punt her from his $2.8 mill penthouse.

Anyone get the impression that cricketers are overpaid?

A lot of Clarke's money comes from ads and endorsements. Blame the big companies.

furriner wrote:My question is, why are we giving an everlovin' f*ck anyways?

This.

What?

Just agreeing with Furry.

Why?

Big Dog wrote:I don't think Bungle will grieve for too long afterall, thre's a whole bunch of League morons she has'nt tackled yet.

.....any word on whether Pup got his Aston back?

Actually, my mail is that that isn't entirely correct.

One person from the Shire told me around the time that she became a D grade celebrity with the tourism ad, that she was the biggest slut in the Shire.

Nothing since has proved this guy wrong.

More power to he elbow, surely?

Plumbers were called after she flushed that ring down the toilet and then had second thoughts.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/1027069/plumbers-called-after-bingles-diamond-ring-flushed

Actually, my mail is that that isn't entirely correct.

There must be at least a small bunch.

One person from the Shire told me around the time that she became a D grade celebrity with the tourism ad, that she was the biggest slut in the Shire.

I'm having trouble seeing the problem with that Keats.

Exactly Mick . . .