Re: Clarke in another Bingle

by Nath on Tue 09 Mar 2010, 23:09

No more Clingle. aw naw! Rolling Eyes

by The One on Tue 09 Mar 2010, 23:15

Red wrote:Spanky on Bingle.

http://www.watoday.com.au/sport/cricket/clarkes-choice-love-or-leadership-20100309-pvtr.html

"He has always come across as an essentially likeable young fellow"

LOL

by Red on Tue 09 Mar 2010, 23:30

I never even watch ACA but it was reported that her girlfriends got the information first hand from Lara. Removalists have been spotted taking a shitload of furniture from their apartment. Her manager is issuing a no comment statement which tends towards the bad news scenario.

The entertainement reporters on radio are suggesting it's definitely over and also implying the split will be financially damaging to Clarke which of course you don't have to be a rocket scientist to work out.

by PeterCS on Tue 09 Mar 2010, 23:56

Poor Clarkey. He must be heartbroken.

Hopefully Lara will keep coming back (at least in his thoughts) for another 9-10 months yet, and do a MidgeMum on him. Or even a PodgeMum will do.

by PeterCS on Tue 09 Mar 2010, 23:56

skully wrote:She sounds like a bit of a mad cow.

Hopefully Pup isn't infected from chewing on her.

Get ya head straight man, and get yer arse back to Shaggertown for the Tests.

Hey, that's a bit sexist.

Just as well she ain't Indian.

by CT on Wed 10 Mar 2010, 00:22

frankly fev the drunken pissy little buffoon should be the one who suffers for this, his wife alex must be hiding in shame as he has embarrassed her again.

bingle was a young fool when with fev and should have known better but she is the victim in this and is coping the rabid hyenas baying at her window.

mind you some of it is self inflicted but she shouldn't take all the blame for this.

by Henry on Wed 10 Mar 2010, 02:34

Clarke is an idiot for even proposing to that slut in the first place.

He's getting what he deserves for being so naive.

by Fred Nerk on Wed 10 Mar 2010, 02:43

yes dear

by Henry on Wed 10 Mar 2010, 02:45

You'd rather he stays with her and f*cks up his career?

by Brass Monkey on Wed 10 Mar 2010, 02:47

Trev, can you 'nutshell' the whole incident? I really don't know the crack. I'd ask an Aussie, but they'd only gush about 'pup'.

by Henry on Wed 10 Mar 2010, 02:52

Pup meets Aussie supermodel, Pup gets laid. Pup falls in love because she knows how to use her mouth. Pup asks questions about her previous relationship with an Aussie footballer. She says it was a media beat up. Pup believes her and proposes. Football player releases a pic of her naked in the shower. Pup gets all trembly lipped and jealous in NZ. Pup flies home demanding answers.

Something like that, as far as I know.

by Fred Nerk on Wed 10 Mar 2010, 02:56

Apparently Michael Clarke has or is just about to bust up with Lara Bingle.

by Brass Monkey on Wed 10 Mar 2010, 03:03

Henry wrote:Pup meets Aussie supermodel, Pup gets laid. Pup falls in love because she knows how to use her mouth. Pup asks questions about her previous relationship with an Aussie footballer. She says it was a media beat up. Pup believes her and proposes. Football player releases a pic of her naked in the shower. Pup gets all trembly lipped and jealous in NZ. Pup flies home demanding answers.

Something like that, as far as I know.

Ahh, cheers man. I'm not used to it from the strinos. That sounds all a bit English.

by embee on Wed 10 Mar 2010, 03:10

Henry wrote:Pup meets Aussie supermodel, Pup gets laid. Pup falls in love because she knows how to use her mouth. Pup asks questions about her previous relationship with an Aussie footballer. She says it was a media beat up. Pup believes her and proposes. Football player releases a pic of her naked in the shower. Pup gets all trembly lipped and jealous in NZ. Pup flies home demanding answers.

Something like that, as far as I know.

Nice Tits Red

by DJ_Smerk on Wed 10 Mar 2010, 03:32

Bingle or Bungle?

The loveable bear from the famous kids TV programme, or Bungle....