Re: Monogamy - the devil's fallacy

by Shoeshine on Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:25 pm

Yeah, Oktoberfest is basically an excuse to stare at birds' tits all day and get away with it.

by Brass Monkey on Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:19 am

Monogamy means you want to perk other birds but don't do it.

It is the nicest thing one can do for a fellow human being.

by Shoeshine on Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:21 am

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.

by Brass Monkey on Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:29 am

Well, I'm sure such cynicism will hit me. For the time being, I'm sticking with my rationale.

by Shoeshine on Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:31 am

Oscar Wilde? Cynical? Surely shome mishtake?

by Merlin on Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:36 am

Brass Monkey wrote:Monogamy means you want to perk other birds but don't do it.

It is the nicest thing one can do for a fellow human being.

What is?
Perking other birds?!

by Clamson on Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:16 am

Zat wrote:

Ach ja, ich möchte eine schmütze Fraulein auch!

by PeterCS on Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:53 pm

The two on the right want you, Clam.

I think it's your accent.

by Clamson on Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:01 am

PeterCS wrote:The two on the right want you, Clam.

I think it's your accent.

I don't really go for women who are blurred in that way. It's difficult to find the hole when its smeared all over the place.

And I don't like fat women either.

by PlanetPakistan on Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:58 am

Monogamy is not good before marriage because we live in a very SHALLOW world.

You need to have a few options and create a bit of a competition to keep bitches on track BUT for that you need to be(and become) desirable.

by Clamson on Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:19 am

PlanetPakistan wrote:Monogamy is not good before marriage because we live in a very SHALLOW world.

You need to have a few options and create a bit of a competition to keep bitches on track BUT for that you need to be(and become) desirable.

Are you Flava Flav??

by PlanetPakistan on Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:31 am

thankfully NOT

by mirchy on Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:51 pm

Clamson wrote:
Zat wrote:

Ach ja, ich möchte eine schmütze Fraulein auch!

Oktitenfest?
Ever tired buttpinching one who was carrying ten "Humpen" on her balcony?

by Clamson on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:53 am

mirchy wrote:
Clamson wrote:
Zat wrote:

Ach ja, ich möchte eine schmütze Fraulein auch!

Oktitenfest?
Ever tired buttpinching one who was carrying ten "Humpen" on her balcony?

Balcony... hahaha!

I don't know why that image is on fugly, bit harsh.