Did someone on the forum say they were getting married soon?

[Zat]

A cautionary tale

An Arab ambassador called off his wedding after discovering his wife-to-be, who had worn a face-covering veil whenever they met, was bearded and cross-eyed, the Gulf News reports.

The envoy had met the woman only a few times, during which she had hidden her face behind a niqab, the paper said on Wednesday.

After the marriage contract was signed, the ambassador tried to kiss his bride-to-be. It was then that he found she had facial hair and was cross-eyed, it said.

Sucked in, pal.

[horace]

so that's what happened to gabbadan

[The One]

i wonder what other surprises lay in store. good thing he didnt make it to the honeymoon

[buckSH]

excellent, you exceeded yourself.

take a bow pal.

[horace]

excellent, you exceeded yourself.

take a bBhopal ow pal.

no thanks...

[Zat]

Schoolboy humor, h. But still funny.

[horace]

salutes...i seem to be regressing a bit these days

[Zat]

get ****** horrie.

Feel better now?

[horace]

that's better...i think...I seem to remember I have been advised that once or twice before.

[Zat]

So back to the OP, always a good idea to meet, and check out, your wife BEFORE the wedding.

[horace]

a very sound point...tho I have found that meeting prior does not guarantee happy ever afters - tho meeting prior does ensure future budget savings on razor blades and nivea cream

[horace]

of course there is one particular country where the bride would have come to a sticky end - unless the dowry was up to par

[Zat]

That's not where the person I was thinking of lives.

[horace]

[PlanetPakistan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtKXuBxOpgU