You know what really grinds my gears?

G.Wood wrote:August can't be English.

No pom is that funny.

Well maybe Jontyh, when tanked up on pilfered brown ale, nut nobody else

Fark me, Woody. You pay me a compliment, add a caveat and then incite everyone to give me, exclusively, a Glasgow kiss.
If I'd managed to purloin some grog I might have something witty in the way of a riposte, but I didn't, so I haven't.
Qunt.

Yeah, tying RD up with logic, that'll really help.

I'm just thankful I'm not one of Woody's enemies. F*ck knows what he tells people to do to them.

sick f*cks

Pithy as ever, Tac.

I believe Tac is channelling AD.


Either that or he has, ADD.

AIDS. It's spelled AIDS.

Monkey f*cker.

Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet.

Jontyh wrote:

G.Wood wrote:August can't be English.

No pom is that funny.

Well maybe Jontyh, when tanked up on pilfered brown ale, nut nobody else

Fark me, Woody. You pay me a compliment, add a caveat and then incite everyone to give me, exclusively, a Glasgow kiss.
If I'd managed to purloin some grog I might have something witty in the way of a riposte, but I didn't, so I haven't.
Qunt.

I thought you norfeners were hard.


Oh, and get ****** smerky

rd in repeat small man syndrome shocker

Us Northerners are well 'ard, woody. Unlike your apocryphal self.....

Chivalry Augustus wrote:Yes, and we also practice proper pronunciation of the word scone (hint: it rhymes with cone, hone, bone, tone, moan, phone, alone, sloan, Joan, cologne, blown, sewn, stone, throne, thrown, known).

Damn straight Chiv! I knew I could count on you for a bit of bonafide 'we're f*cking real, yo?' Englishness. Get five Englander points from your local BP and a Blighty Gold Star to boot. You don't have to be ashamed about living here like they do.

I mean, who the f*ck is woody? Who the f*ck is he to have carte blanche on humour here? He's a f*cking Aussie!!!!!!!

Their idea of humour is to beat up South Asians. Their idea of humour is sticking their dick in their mate's pint glass 'scoona' whilst he's in the bog. Their idea of humour is for a man to dress up in drag to parody a Dame. Their idea of humour is to drag out the old 'a dingo ate my baby' line at every given opportunity.

No, my friends, Woody is no judge of humour. He's a sex-deprived lunatic whose warped sense of emotions have clouded his judgement.

So how's work, Dan? Another qunt of a day, for a qunt of an organisation?

Dello wrote:You know what really grinds my gears? A hot posting month (January) followed by tumbleweeds.

Fickle bastards.

Whining qunt.