You know what really grinds my gears?

It's bad foruming to point out the obvious?

G.Wood wrote:You sound surprised that the English are a bit soft

Indeed.

Zat wrote:It's bad foruming to point out the obvious?

what about "nice tits red"?

There's 'the obvious' and the 'farkin stupid'

I'm not talking about the mincy man colds you get downunder, this is a full blown job.

2 toilet rolls in 30 mins sort of man cold. Give a pom a break.

Zat wrote:There's 'the obvious' and the 'farkin stupid'

What about someone (like Horace say) who combines the both and is obviously farkin stupid?

JKLever wrote:I'm not talking about the mincy man colds you get downunder, this is a full blow job.

2 toilet rolls in 30 mins sort of man cold. Give a pom a break.

Didn't realise you and Trev were so close...

G.Wood wrote:

Zat wrote:There's 'the obvious' and the 'farkin stupid'

What about someone (like Horace say) who combines the both and is obviously farkin stupid?

h is the least of this place's problems.

Don't judge us all by their limp-wristed standards. You won't meet two more 'English' people than Dello and Lever. Sort of a caricature of your 'yeah, we're sensitive... yeah we're damned nice thanks for asking! We like things like scones and we pronounce them 'sconns'. We buy a 'slap and tickle' pack and think we're naughty. We mention the weather in every third sentence, like it's spectacular. We eat weird cuts of meat.' type of Englishmen. They have a day off for a paper cut. They're systematically ruining society with their 'can't do' attitude.

Friends of Clarkson, then Dan?

No, no. More the Adrian Chiles types. Localised thumb-twiddlers.

Where does Bell fit in, Danny? Besides in any post by skully at the moment, that is.

Bell's sort of there or thereabouts. He's more of a youngster than them though, so he's more susceptible to doling out blow jobs for aggrandisement. To the Levers and Dellos of England, that form of career-driven nonsense is a foregone conclusion. They've already impressed their superiors by blowing themselves.

Autofellation? Dello = JKL = Ron jeremy?

Nah, they just have big chins and lips. Dello + JKL = Ron Jeremy / 2.

May you all get Anal warts.