You know what really grinds my gears?

tac wrote:it's all the time spent down t'pit . . . .

He won't find any of those in Wales anymore.

Dunno, Bas . . . I've been to Newport and that was a farkin deep pit of a place . . .

I'll be a good, boring egg from now on.

Please don't, Chiv Gus.

I dunno, Skulls, now that I've been brought to the wider attention of folk I'm going to have to do newer and more outrageous things to keep them on my side. And then there will be some people who were Chiva fans from the start who will say I'm not as good as I used to be, that I'm trying too hard. Then there will be others who will say I was never that good anyway and I was just a fad. Then there will be those who, lying through their teeth no less, shall say they were always my fan and they've always been there and they'll love me until the end of time. I don't know if I can deal with all seven people who will belong to one of those three groups bombarding me with messages and critique all the time. Already this thread has shown how fickle the populous is. I started off as Mr Popular and one bad post later there's talk of minusing me if only minuses were still around. Can you imagine what a misplaced minus could do to a guy like me, already so self-critical? It's just too much.

Chiv, you're a bit like Zadoz. Not a bad film by any stretch of the imagination, but a flawed perfectionist. A 'Mad Poet' some might say.


Pro-tip: People don't care that much, Zimmy was just looking for your blog URL.

You know what really grinds my gears? A hot posting month (January) followed by tumbleweeds.

Fickle bastards.

tac wrote:Dunno, Bas . . . I've been to Newport and that was a farkin deep pit of a place . . .

Oh, that sort of a pit.

God smerky you're like the saddest person on here, WRONGLY referencing an obscure sci-fi film and then coming out with a gem like 'pro-tip.' We all know you're a pro at only one thing so don't try and make out you know a thang or two about forumming. As for Dello, I propose as usual that the forum takes drastic measures to ensure it's long-term future with an amnesty on the posting of full-on pornography by its members - except for Smerk who again shall only display his experitise in one thing if we allow him to. Please consider carefully this proposal and feel free to submit it to the executive board consisting of your nearest and dearest plus a cat.

Chivalry Augustus wrote:God smerky you're like the saddest person on here, WRONGLY referencing an obscure sci-fi film and then coming out with a gem like 'pro-tip.' We all know you're a pro at only one thing so don't try and make out you know a thang or two about forumming. As for Dello, I propose as usual that the forum takes drastic measures to ensure it's long-term future with an amnesty on the posting of full-on pornography by its members - except for Smerk who again shall only display his experitise in one thing if we allow him to. Please consider carefully this proposal and feel free to submit it to the executive board consisting of your nearest and dearest plus a cat.

Chivalry Augustus wrote: As for Dello, I propose as usual that the forum takes drastic measures to ensure it's long-term future with an amnesty on the posting of full-on pornography by its members...

Our hosts are totally anti-porn. Yet they call themselves French.

It doesn't compute.

Dello wrote:You know what really grinds my gears? A hot posting month (January) followed by tumbleweeds.

Fickle bastards.

Got a bad man cold. My forum powers dip during these periods...

Aye, me too. I probably caught it from you - one of those cyber viruses.

I think I coughed up a bit of brain the other day. Actual brain. That can't be good. Haven't been able to taste ever since.

JKLever wrote:

Dello wrote:You know what really grinds my gears? A hot posting month (January) followed by tumbleweeds.

Fickle bastards.

Got a bad man cold. My forum powers dip during these periods...

Suck it up, both of you.

You sound surprised that the English are a bit soft