John Terry Calendar 2010

In view of the success of the recent Tiger Woods Calendar we are pleased to offer you the John Terry 2010 Calendar featuring the "friends" of the (as yet) Chelsea and England captain:

Miss February:



Miss March:



Miss April:



Miss May:



Miss June:



Miss July:



Miss August:



Miss September:



Miss October:



Miss November:



Miss December:





All proceeds go to the Sports-Stars-With-Talentless-Slapper Syndrome Foundation. Please give generously.

Nothing from Disney?

tac wrote:Nothing from Disney?

Better ask John that.

Terry's just slapped an injunction blocking your attempts to flog "his" calender AD ... seems April, June, August, Nov and December are all also "in the Club" ... so to speak!

Again!

O dear! Welcome to the Wacky World of Footballers' WAGs. If JT does go to the WC in South Africa this year he's likely to require a stand all to himself for all his complimentary ticket holders. Hope fighting doesn't break out there though. Might prove to be more entertaining than the action on the pitch.

What, he's smashed all of those birds?

B-team Babes: The notches on John Terry's bedpost.

Should the calendar be called Terry's All Gold? But then, as the Bard almost told us, all that glitters is not gold, as JT may soon find out.

Miss September has also previously made the acquaintance of a legendary retired Australian wrist spinner so some connection with the summer game. It's obviously a small world in Slapper City.

Have to say he's got so so much better taste than Tiger.

Yeah, but as low as Tiger fell, he never 'plummeted' to the depths of Ms. June, IMO.

doremi wrote:Have to say he's got so so much better taste than Tiger.

Seconded.

Missed out totally in January, though?

Well that was over when I started the calendar but I'm sure, as with Tiger, there are enough 'friends' to take JT well into 2011. I think Miss June has hosted more footballers than Wembley Stadium has. She has become rather a rite of passage (so to speak)

Is this thread just an excuse for posting titillating but a tad tatty totty?

You need an excuse for that?

Thank F he has been sacked as England captain. I don't care about his womanising, that's his own shit on his own doorstep.

I do care about him crying over missing a penalty in the CL final. Real leaders don't break down and cry!