South Africa v England, 4th Test, Jo’burg, Jan 14-18

Shoeshine wrote:

Zat wrote:Dunsborough Pies? Whats so good about them?

Have you never been to the bakery there? You really should. They're absolutely gorgeous. Take about ten years off your life, but well yum.

Maybe Farks was on a Dunsborough Pies diet. Then he slapped on the leather, caught some nasty disease, and slimmed down to his current 72 kg real quick.

The amount of shit he talks, his weight must yoyo betwen eating and talking.

Does that make him Bull(sh!t)imic?

Well it's some sort of headspace problem.

I think he might have an arsespace problem too. That leather apparently attracts all sorts of fruity characters.

Thought his leather chaps didn't cover the butt.

Designed-for-purpose, obviously.

He caters to his market as the king of CA leather. San Francisco and all that!

Yes, it all fits together, like Paul Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzpaul.

Probably a good thing they don't make cricket gear.

Well, I'm guessing he makes fark all, except for bullsh!t statements on t'internet.

skully wrote:Well, I'm guessing he makes fark all, except for bullsh!t statements on t'internet.

That's a crime in this part of the world. Hence why I'm cutting down.

Well Smerkle, it was more a statement on the fact that Farks has aligned himself with some sort of leather fashion accessory company in the US of A. He apparently actually plays no part in the actual production of the product, but simply sits in a back room tinkering with said company's web site.

So basically he is some non-descript barge-arse who sits at the PC all day, mostly posting paranoid bullsh!t about the country he lives in and it's effect on his home country.

What a fat c0ck.

He sits in the back room, playing with his nearly 46-year-old cock that's never been used, except to take a piss.

Careful Zog, he'll jump through your monitor and punch the living sh!t out of you. Apparently 6' 4", 250 kg leathermen can do that.

Or he'll nuke you with radiation from his 5 TVs, all owned by his Mum.