Google Keyword Profile

Google Keyword Profile · by Gary 111 on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 01:37

Type a cricketers name into Google and what are the first 10 suggestions that come up?

A few examples from players in this match:

Paul Collingwood
cricinfo, catch, wiki, wife, biography, blog, twitter, new zealand, bat, mbe
Warne will be pleased to see mbe making it into the list

Graham Onions
cricinfo, wiki, girlfriend, lily allen, ahmedinejad, girlfriend emma, jokes, nickname, cricketer, puns
One of the few contexts where pop brat Lily Allen and the Iranian Prime Minister are named in the same context. No idea why.

Mark Boucher
fraud, midas, hedge fund, wife, the hedge fund edge, wiki, cricinfo, girlfriend, website, height
Boucher and his partner have clearly been up to something fishy in the past

Jacques Kallis
girlfriend, cricinfo, wiki, wife, sister, biography, height, gender, official website, cricket
Poor Jacques! Is the eighth most common search about him people who are confused about his gender? I know he has a bit of manboobage but he's hardly Caster Semenya

Re: Google Keyword Profile · by vilkrang on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 01:49

Quality

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Re: Google Keyword Profile · by Dello on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 01:52

Gary 111 wrote:
Graham Onions
cricinfo, wiki, girlfriend, lily allen, ahmedinejad, girlfriend emma, jokes, nickname, cricketer, puns
One of the few contexts where pop brat Lily Allen and the Iranian Prime Minister are named in the same context. No idea why.

During the Ashes Lily Allen decided she was a fan of cricket and Tweeted that she'd been watching the Tests and quite fancied Graham Onions.

I don't know what the Iranian Prime Minister has to do with anything though. Perhaps Onions went on record as finding him quite attractive...?

Re: Google Keyword Profile · by Dello on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 02:02

Ronnie Irani
sacked, talksport, wife, book, wiki, idiot, crap, rubbish, youtube, no boundaries review

Re: Google Keyword Profile · by vilkrang on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 02:05

Poor Ronnie Laughing

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Re: Google Keyword Profile · by philcric on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 02:05

Quality thread Gary.

Re: Google Keyword Profile · by Shoeshine on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 02:07

Shoaib Akhtar - genital warts is the first suggestion. Laughing

Re: Google Keyword Profile · by Gary 111 on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 02:10

Shoeshine wrote:Shoaib Akhtar - genital warts is the first suggestion.

And liposuction is the second....

Re: Google Keyword Profile · by Shoeshine on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 02:12

Graeme Smith: Quantum information.

Captaincy is obviously far more complex than i thought. Shocked

Re: Google Keyword Profile · by Gary 111 on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 02:13

This one is slightly disconcerting, I know he's dropped out of the team this Winter but he's still with us.

Andrew Flintoff
dead, pedalo, wiki, pedalo incident, cricket, and his wife rachel, died, rachel, biography, cricinfo

Re: Google Keyword Profile · by Gary 111 on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 02:18

Not sure Ian Bell has made an impression on google yet. The suggestions include 'elite', 'powerlifting' and 'brown derby'.

Re: Google Keyword Profile · by Dello on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 02:21

Gary 111 wrote:Not sure Ian Bell has made an impression on google yet. The suggestions include 'elite', 'powerlifting' and 'brown derby'.

It's street slang.

Elite = shit.

Powerlifting = weak.

Brown Derby = soiled underpants.

Re: Google Keyword Profile · by Demelza on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 02:45

Monty Panesar
cricinfo, beardy man, terrorist, special needs, over-active tongue, irritating, flid, shite

Re: Google Keyword Profile · by Dello on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 02:48

You lie.

Re: Google Keyword Profile · by vilkrang on Sun 03 Jan 2010, 02:48

Cheater!