Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

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Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by Bradman on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 21:09

Qunt of a life but shit happens.

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by Shoeshine on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 22:53

Didn't happen in this case.

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by Bradman on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 22:54

Keep trying hard then.

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by Shoeshine on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 22:55

Mmmm?

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by Bradman on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 23:03

He probably shit himself on the cross though. Let's face it, being strung up for a couple of days is going to see you wish for "huggies".

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by Shoeshine on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 23:05

You know what they say about blasphemy - that it's a victimless crime.

He may not have existed.

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by taipan on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 23:07

Shoeshine wrote:
He may not have existed.


Does that mean tomorrow is off?

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by Bradman on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 23:09

Pretty sure he existed. Just had a God complex, or his Mum decided boosting him was preferable to admitting she was raped,

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by Shoeshine on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 23:10

taipan wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
He may not have existed.


Does that mean tomorrow is off?


Nope. It is a rip off of Saturnalia after all!

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by Bradman on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 23:13

taipan wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
He may not have existed.


Does that mean tomorrow is off?


Fark that. The only sensible thing he did wa score us a public holiday. In fact when was Mohammad's birthday, and Buddha's and Bob the Builder's? We definately need more messiahs. Teletubbie day anyone?

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by Bradman on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 23:15

Shoeshine wrote:
taipan wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
He may not have existed.


Does that mean tomorrow is off?


Nope. It is a rip off of Saturnalia after all!


Well it's a rip off of something but "Saturnalia". Unless you include the 'washing of the feet'.

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by Shoeshine on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 23:21

Bradman wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
taipan wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
He may not have existed.


Does that mean tomorrow is off?


Nope. It is a rip off of Saturnalia after all!


Well it's a rip off of something but "Saturnalia". Unless you include the 'washing of the feet'.


It was all about persuading the Romans to adopt Christianity as the state religion, and they were reluctant to let go of their mid-winter party. So Constantine simply appropriated it and called it Christmas.

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by skully on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 23:29

qmy in fine form this evening. Shocked

Merry Christmas to all. Cool

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by taipan on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 23:29

How long to go there Skulls?

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Re: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus,

Post by skully on Wed 23 Dec 2009, 23:38

taipan wrote:How long to go there Skulls?

2.5 hours. santa

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