Kallis on the verge of morbid obesity

Let's face it. He'd have 500 test and 500 ODI wickets by now if he wasn't such a pie-bandit.

Can I use that excuse as well?

He's like the anti-Flintoff.

Hmm, looks unthreatening with the ball, scores runs, doesn't get injured... that's quite right Spang!

Rob in trying to defend the indefensible.

Obviously Kallis knocked him back.

Shades of Red on Smith.

taipan wrote:

Obviously Kallis knocked him back.

In that case, you must have given him an extra special BJ.

Rob I wrote:Let's face it. He'd have 500 test and 500 ODI wickets by now if he wasn't such a pie-bandit.

Hehehe, nice troll.

not that we approve of that sort of stuff

Oh I thought Skully was talking about Kallis...

Who's fat, Skully or Kallis?



This thread is aloof to me.

aloof...afool..."ya great welsh git"...Alf Garnett to son in law circa 1969..

btw rather than morbidly obese...kallis has always struck me morosely tubby...skully of course, as a strapping poster lad for gabba dan and sidhu, is 6' 7'' and frighteningly fit

horace wrote:aloof...afool..."ya great welsh git"...Alf Garnett to son in law circa 1969..

btw rather than morbidly obese...kallis has always struck me morosely tubby...skully of course, as a strapping poster lad for gabba dan and sidhu, is 6' 7'' and frighteningly fit

Strapped to a bedpost?

Skully is 6 foot 7?

He is used in Sydney as a photovoltaic solar panel.

Shoeshine wrote:Oh I thought Skully was talking about Kallis...

[snigger]