Jeremy Clarkson is a massive wanker. Discuss.

In the Sunday Times today:

It’s a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else.

You don't get many people in the mainstream who are quite so openly bigoted. I'm sure there are many who'd gladly have a whip around to get him out of the countr......hang on, where have I heard that before?

He then proceeds to detail why other countries are poor substitutes in a series of crass, xenophobic, stereotypes.

He's the epitome of the "it were better in my day - I hate everything about modern Britain but I'm too backward, jingoistic and twattish to go elsewhere" sort. The kind of dribbling prune that cries about political correctness on a daily baisis and hides his spiteful invective behind the oafish, smug veneer of an ordinary (millionaire) bloke who "tells it like it is".

Pah. 'tis all I can say. Pah!

He punched Piers Morgan in the face though so anything he does is forgiven.

Perhaps a battle to the death can be arranged. The winner's prize could be getting shot in the face.

Saying JC is a massive w*nker is like saying the sky is blue- it's just an incontestable aspect of nature.

Although come to think of it the sky really isn't blue- it just appears that way for reasons that don't readily spring to mind. Maybe then JC just "appears" to be a massive w*nker and in real life he's far worse and is actually Satan himself?

Sky was a heavy grey all day today. Felt like night never ended and now it's night again.

I'm think I might be Seasonally Affected.

But being a wanker is his shtick. What do you expect him to do?

JGK wrote:But being a wanker is his shtick. What do you expect him to do?

Indeed. I can't believe anyone takes it seriously.

A bit like horrie being a sad old blurter . . .

Who's Jeremy Clarkson?

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Its true, Clarkson IS a wanker.....but he's still more entertaining than 95% of the twats that front the idiot box these days.

There was a funny documentary with JC and the French.



I don't need to say anymore...

DJ_Smerk wrote:Massive NSR detected...

Yeah just the thought of Laura calling Clarkson a wanker was enough for me.

DJ_Smerk wrote:There was a funny documentary with JC and the French.



I don't need to say anymore...

I liked James' comment on the French: "The French are basically communists and peasants but they do know how to make a comfortable small car".