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Post by ever hopeful on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 14:05

Of course immigration is not really a problem at all. It is just a word meaning people coming to your country. The real problems are bigotry, racism and perhaps some potential over-crowding.

My solution is a kind of reverse points system (a bit like that used by Australia but also crucially different). It has four parts to it:

1. Get rid of the notion that people have more right to live in this country just because they were born here. Why should this be so anyway?

2. Give everyone ten points. By everyone I mean people who are hoping to live here AND people who already live here. Ten points means you can stay.

3. People lose points for repeated acts or expressions of violence, racism, intolerance etc.

4. When someone arrives on our shores (no matter where from) you assume they are a decent person unless they give you reason to suppose otherwise. They join a queue and on reaching the front you give them their ten points and say "Welcome. Here is your house and/or job". The house or job you give them is that of the current national who has the fewest points. That person is automatically exiled to wherever the incoming person has just come from.

In this way, over time, the bigots would steadily be evicted to the world's most troubled areas (which would be an excellent lesson for them) and this country would become ever more multi-cultural and tolerant but no more crowded than it is now.
Perhaps people who do lose a point could try to win it back before they hit the bottom of the list by doing something good for their community. Maybe even the exiled people could attempt to come back again after they have served their time away and hopefully mended their ways. The only time you'd conceivably have to close the borders would be if ever absolutely everyone here had their full ten points. That would probably never quite happen though, so there would always be room for one more.

There are obvious administrative difficulties, but ethically I think it's quite a sound plan. Any thoughts?

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Post by DJ_Smerk on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 14:12

ever hopeful wrote:Of course immigration is not really a problem at all. It is just a word meaning people coming to your country. The real problems are bigotry, racism and perhaps some potential over-crowding.

My solution is a kind of reverse points system (a bit like that used by Australia but also crucially different). It has four parts to it:

1. Get rid of the notion that people have more right to live in this country just because they were born here. Why should this be so anyway?

2. Give everyone ten points. By everyone I mean people who are hoping to live here AND people who already live here. Ten points means you can stay.

3. People lose points for repeated acts or expressions of violence, racism, intolerance etc.

4. When someone arrives on our shores (no matter where from) you assume they are a decent person unless they give you reason to suppose otherwise. They join a queue and on reaching the front you give them their ten points and say "Welcome. Here is your house and/or job". The house or job you give them is that of the current national who has the fewest points. That person is automatically exiled to wherever the incoming person has just come from.

In this way, over time, the bigots would steadily be evicted to the world's most troubled areas (which would be an excellent lesson for them) and this country would become ever more multi-cultural and tolerant but no more crowded than it is now.
Perhaps people who do lose a point could try to win it back before they hit the bottom of the list by doing something good for their community. Maybe even the exiled people could attempt to come back again after they have served their time away and hopefully mended their ways. The only time you'd conceivably have to close the borders would be if ever absolutely everyone here had their full ten points. That would probably never quite happen though, so there would always be room for one more.

There are obvious administrative difficulties, but ethically I think it's quite a sound plan. Any thoughts?



Surely, if Garry Glitter tried this, we couldn't just let him waltz back in?

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Re: The immigration "problem" solved

Post by ever hopeful on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 14:30

I think the words, "unless they give you reason to suppose otherwise" would stop Mr Glitter being eligible wouldn't they?

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Post by DJ_Smerk on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 14:31

Good call. You should be in power EH.

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Re: The immigration "problem" solved

Post by ever hopeful on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 14:34

Thanks. Maybe I'll take over tomorrow, but I'm off to bed now.

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Post by DJ_Smerk on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 14:34

Very Happy

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Re: The immigration "problem" solved

Post by Bradman on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 14:40

Get rid of the notion that people have more right to live in this country just because they were born here.

Say what?

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Re: The immigration "problem" solved

Post by embee on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 15:45

Transport the felons to the Colonies ....sounds like a plan

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Post by G.Wood on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 15:59

embee wrote:Transport the felons to the Colonies ....sounds like a plan


Wouldn't that lead to a massive increase in crime in England?

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Post by Nath on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 16:07

so we didn't acquire torpedoes?

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Post by Big Dog on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 20:06

ever hopeful wrote:Of course immigration is not really a problem at all. It is just a word meaning people coming to your country. The real problems are bigotry, racism and perhaps some potential over-crowding.

My solution is a kind of reverse points system (a bit like that used by Australia but also crucially different). It has four parts to it:

1. Get rid of the notion that people have more right to live in this country just because they were born here. Why should this be so anyway?

2. Give everyone ten points. By everyone I mean people who are hoping to live here AND people who already live here. Ten points means you can stay.

3. People lose points for repeated acts or expressions of violence, racism, intolerance etc.

4. When someone arrives on our shores (no matter where from) you assume they are a decent person unless they give you reason to suppose otherwise. They join a queue and on reaching the front you give them their ten points and say "Welcome. Here is your house and/or job". The house or job you give them is that of the current national who has the fewest points. That person is automatically exiled to wherever the incoming person has just come from.

In this way, over time, the bigots would steadily be evicted to the world's most troubled areas (which would be an excellent lesson for them) and this country would become ever more multi-cultural and tolerant but no more crowded than it is now.
Perhaps people who do lose a point could try to win it back before they hit the bottom of the list by doing something good for their community. Maybe even the exiled people could attempt to come back again after they have served their time away and hopefully mended their ways. The only time you'd conceivably have to close the borders would be if ever absolutely everyone here had their full ten points. That would probably never quite happen though, so there would always be room for one more.

There are obvious administrative difficulties, but ethically I think it's quite a sound plan. Any thoughts?


Typical sanctimonious, self righteous, bleeding heart twaddle.

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Re: The immigration "problem" solved

Post by lardbucket on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 20:22

how to solve Australia's immigration 'problem' ... stick Dennis Ferguson on Christmas island

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Post by skully on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 21:03

Hehehe, noice. Two birds with one stone. Cool

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Re: The immigration "problem" solved

Post by Bradman on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 21:42

Get stupid countries having wars with other stupid countries to stop having wars. Realise you're fifty years behind in nuclear technology and you don't have a political system to handle such power, and just be nice to each other.

Spend your defence budget on schools and hospitals and be happy.

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Re: The immigration "problem" solved

Post by Hass on Mon 02 Nov 2009, 23:18

ever hopeful wrote:Of course immigration is not really a problem at all. It is just a word meaning people coming to your country. The real problems are bigotry, racism and perhaps some potential over-crowding.

My solution is a kind of reverse points system (a bit like that used by Australia but also crucially different). It has four parts to it:

1. Get rid of the notion that people have more right to live in this country just because they were born here. Why should this be so anyway?


Because it is their home. Dorothy wasn't lying when she said "There's no place like home." I might be a sentimental bastard but there truly isn't.


4. When someone arrives on our shores (no matter where from) you assume they are a decent person unless they give you reason to suppose otherwise. They join a queue and on reaching the front you give them their ten points and say "Welcome. Here is your house and/or job". The house or job you give them is that of the current national who has the fewest points. That person is automatically exiled to wherever the incoming person has just come from.


What if the country the incoming person has come from refuses to take them? What do you do? Put them on a boat, send them off on a mystery voyage, and use force to stop them coming back in?


There are obvious administrative difficulties, but ethically I think it's quite a sound plan. Any thoughts?


I think the intentions behind the plan are good, however ethically it is anything but a sound plan. It gives the state extreme rights over the individual. In fact, it concentrates excessive power in the state full stop. If such a system were ever put in place I can only see it descending into tyranny.

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