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Post by beamer on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 00:45

Category A: Mark Davies (Durham), Amjad Khan (Kent), Stephen Moore (Lancashire), Michael Carberry (Hampshire)

Category B: Steven Finn (Middlesex), Andrew Gale (Yorkshire), Rory Hamilton-Brown (Sussex), Chris Jordan (Surrey), Chris Nash (Sussex), Joe Sayers (Yorkshire), Ajmal Shahzad (Yorkshire), James Taylor (Leicestershire), David Wainwright (Yorkshire), Chris Woakes (Warwickshire)

Category C: Jonathan Bairstow (Yorkshire), Vikram Banerjee (Gloucestershire), Keith Barker (Warwickshire), William Beer (Sussex), Alex Blake (Kent), Andy Carter (Nottinghamshire), Liam Dawson (Hampshire), Luke Fletcher (Nottinghamshire), Billy Godleman (Essex), Alex Hales (Nottinghamshire), Richard Johnson (Warwickshire), Richard Jones (Worcestershire), Adam Lyth (Yorkshire), Jake Mickleburgh (Essex), Sam Northeast (Kent), Ollie Rayner (Sussex), Ian Saxelby (Gloucestershire), John Simpson (Middlesex), Tom Smith (Middlesex), Max Waller (Somerset), Adam Wheater (Essex), David Willey (Northamptonshire)

Fast bowling programme: Jade Dernbach (Surrey), David Griffiths (Hampshire), James Harris (Glamorgan), Stuart Meaker (Surrey), Boyd Rankin (Warwickshire)

This is basically a winter training programme, and I guess the Lions tour party will be selected from this, with the players in category A those closest to full international honours and those in category C the younger players who are seen as more long-term prospects - category B being somewhere in between.

Amjad Khan FFS! I thought "Noey Khan't" had been written off as a mistake of Pattinson proportions. Surely the not-so-great Dane isn't first reserve for the Test tour?

Still, at least they seem to have realised that there are more than two opening batsmen in the country.

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Post by Brass Monkey on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 00:48

Some of those are proper lemons. Ridculous lemons.

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Post by JKLever on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 00:49

Boyd Rankin? FFS

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Post by DJ_Smerk on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 00:50

Absolute disgrace that Harris isn't in category C.



What in the blue blazes is the 'Fast Bowling Programme'?

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Re: England (non) Performance Squads

Post by beamer on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 00:51

JKLever wrote:Boyd Rankin? FFS

Just a continuation of the "let's take all Ireland's players to defend our number 9 ranking in JAMODIs" policy...

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Post by spangler on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 00:54

JKLever wrote:Boyd Rankin? FFS


who I think should be renamed Avoid W*nkin'

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Post by Brass Monkey on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 00:56

It's like - Vik Bannerjee has always been shit. Tom Smith? Well, let us all golf clap his improvement as a batsman... it doesn't mean he's not 75mph dobber bullshit... Dernbach? Fork orf... How's James Taylor a B? The child has played one season.

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Post by Brass Monkey on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 00:56

spangler wrote:
JKLever wrote:Boyd Rankin? FFS


who I think should be renamed Avoid W*nkin'


Is it? I think he should be named UptownTop Rankin.

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Post by DJ_Smerk on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 00:58

If James Harris was English or moved to an English county, he'd be in Category B. Fact.

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Post by JKLever on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 01:00

DJ_Smerk wrote:If James Harris was English or moved to an English county, he'd be in Category B. Fact.


Smerky in 'they all hate us' rant.

Agree with you though - some of those aren't half the prospect Harris is. Bit strange really as Harris played for the Lions in their last game

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Post by Brass Monkey on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 01:01

DJ_Smerk wrote:If James Harris was English or moved to an English county, he'd be in Category B. Fact.


What? He's one of 6 selected for special training - you chippy shite.

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Post by DJ_Smerk on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 01:01

Bairstow, Bannerjee, Johnson, R Jones, Wheater. Suspect

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Re: England (non) Performance Squads

Post by DJ_Smerk on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 01:03

Brass Monkey wrote:
DJ_Smerk wrote:If James Harris was English or moved to an English county, he'd be in Category B. Fact.


What? He's one of 6 selected for special training - you chippy shite.




I'm not so sure. Does special training mean, 'we couldn't fit them in any category, cause we'd already chosen a couple of random's who made a 50 and took a wicket last season'.


I suppose its better than nothing though. shrug

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Post by taipan on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 01:05

Special has a different meaning in SA

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Post by DJ_Smerk on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 01:05

Special has the same meaning here.

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