Re: The UK General Election Thread

[Brass Monkey]

Lib Dems? Incompetant boobs who don't know their role so are trying to 'span the genres' and are doing a horrible job of it. Most of those f*ckers are as right-wing as the LabCons.

Where's the f*cking Monster Raving Loony party FFS? They were a gag. A good old-fashioned WTF? disarrayed bunch of drug-f*cked, wacky happy clappers (and a few self-serving shits who actually thought they could pin some of their elitist policies on the back of the clownfest).

I'd vote for them.

[taipan]

Lib Dems? Incompetant boobs who don't know their role so are trying to 'span the genres' and are doing a horrible job of it. Most of those f*ckers are as right-wing as the LabCons.

Where's the f*cking Monster Raving Loony party FFS? They were a gag. A good old-fashioned WTF? disarrayed bunch of drug-f*cked, wacky happy clappers (and a few self-serving shits who actually thought they could pin some of their elitist policies on the back of the clownfest).

I'd vote for them.

Didn't that party morph into the Labour Party?

[Basil]

Lib Dems? Incompetant boobs who don't know their role so are trying to 'span the genres' and are doing a horrible job of it. Most of those f*ckers are as right-wing as the LabCons.

Where's the f*cking Monster Raving Loony party FFS? They were a gag. A good old-fashioned WTF? disarrayed bunch of drug-f*cked, wacky happy clappers (and a few self-serving shits who actually thought they could pin some of their elitist policies on the back of the clownfest).

I'd vote for them.

Now plying their trade in UKIP

[Brass Monkey]

Aye Baz,

I'd rather blow David Cameron than vote for those slimy fascists

[JKLever]

Lib Dems, ugh...

Want to make Britain a province of Euroland

[Brass Monkey]

Lib Dems, ugh...

Want to make Britain a province of Euroland

I'm not 'all for it' but anything that moves us away from the Yanksville superpower is more of a tick than a cross. Besides which, Europe combined is pretty much a superpower.

[JKLever]

A toothless one though currently. Europe couldn't even sort out its own internal civil war in Yugoslavia.

[Brass Monkey]

Yeah, true. That's because they're a load of inept shitheads. With UK at the helm, we'd be laughing all the way to the World Summit

[JKLever]

The EU will eventually lead to another war i'm telling ye.

[Allan D]

Lib Dems, ugh...

Want to make Britain a province of Euroland

I'm not 'all for it' but anything that moves us away from the Yanksville superpower is more of a tick than a cross. Besides which, Europe combined is pretty much a superpower.

Hasn't stopped Euroland being engulfed in the sub-prime fiasco which emerged from over the water. Europe is hardly a superpower when it spends less than 2% of its GDP on defence and when the rules of engagement for its troops consist of:

a) firing in the air
b) running in the opposite direction to the enemy at a rapid rate of knots

as demonstrated by the current German Army, a shabby successor to the Reichswehr and Wehrmacht of old, mainly consisting of teenagers who can't bear the thought of doing 2 years' "community work", in Afghanistan. Even Britain spends less on its armed forces, as a proportion of GDP, than at any time since Neville Chamberlain was at the Treasury. No wonder we find wars so difficult to win.

[Bradman]

Well you did alright in the Falklands.

[Brass Monkey]

You're right Allan! Where the f*ck is Himmler when one needs him. TBH, shoulda just nuked Afghanistan and Iraq - weak little f*ckers ain't we?

Still, I think you'll find that Europe has a higher oranges and bananas rate than at any time since Churchill.

[Merlin]

Tories in with a landslide majority in June.
The only party with the balls to offer a referendum on the EU issue ...
President-elect Blair f**ked off ... can't be President of the EU if GB vote to GTF out of the EU.

R E S U L T ...

[JKLever]

And here comes Tory Boy himself...

[Merlin]

Great show that ...