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Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by mynah on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 22:19

Just saw:

BEER BOTTLE STUCK IN MAN'S COLON

Seems it took two operations to remove it. (No, don't ask me how they did it in two.) And neither he nor the doctors know how it got there...

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by tac on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 22:21

That explains zimmy's disappearance . . .

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by Guest on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 22:23

My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by taipan on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 22:26

Demelza wrote:My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?


Have you still got your pet gerbil?

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by mynah on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 22:29

I've read of a woman who couldn't tell doctors why they had to remove four oranges from her. And then there was the infamous Dustette, which would suddenly turn itself on and lacerate hundreds of naked men as they brushed past...

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by mynah on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 22:31

taipan wrote:
Demelza wrote:My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?


Have you still got your pet gerbil?
Don't even think of it. Those thingies have teeth.

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by taipan on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 22:38

mynah wrote:I've read of a woman who couldn't tell doctors why they had to remove four oranges from her. And then there was the infamous Dustette, which would suddenly turn itself on and lacerate hundreds of naked men as they brushed past...


Navel oranges?

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by Guest on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 22:44

taipan wrote:
Demelza wrote:My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?


Have you still got your pet gerbil?

No, I mislaid it.

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by taipan on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 22:47

Demelza wrote:
taipan wrote:
Demelza wrote:My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?


Have you still got your pet gerbil?

No, I mislaid it.


Got lost in the bush?

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by mynah on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 22:49

mynah wrote:
I've read of a woman who couldn't tell doctors why they had to remove four oranges from her. And then there was the infamous Dustette, which would suddenly turn itself on and lacerate hundreds of naked men as they brushed past...


Navel oranges?


Wrong address

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by Guest on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 22:50

taipan wrote:
Demelza wrote:
taipan wrote:
Demelza wrote:My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?


Have you still got your pet gerbil?

No, I mislaid it.


Got lost in the bush?

I think the beaver ate it.

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by Nath on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 23:06

New candidate:
"Doctors Find Toothbrush In Woman's Nose"

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by taipan on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 23:08

And of course there have been the various cellphone candidates

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by Guest on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 23:11

taipan wrote:And of course there have been the various cellphone candidates

Well, they shouldn't have a vibrating feature, should they.

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Re: Wackiest headline of the year?

Post by taipan on Thu 18 Oct 2007, 23:12

It's called ringing your bell

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