This is f*cking f*cked up...

PeterCS wrote:

horace wrote:besides what are you lot doing with such a passe tool (Facebook)...no wonder the pomgolians will lose the ashes (provided bung, fleas and haddit don't play)

What are you on, H? Slate and chalk? Ogham?

He's been snorting the contents of his colostomy bag.

furriner wrote:
Ajay R?

Ajay Rawat? Ajay Raut? Ajay Rajput? Ajay Rai? Ajay Rawal?

Ajay R sounds better anyway; a hero of a Conrad or Kafka novel.

Ajay Ratra, no doubt.

Facebook just suggested that I become a fan of anti-bacterial handwash......

They know everything....

This could be Dello for all the complaining he's doing about Facebook:

Linky: Too much of a coincidence?

Facebook suggested to me that I should joing the group "I hate stuck up bitches."


They're good.

I just did a mouth vomit when I saw some of the people who were fans of sleeping naked on facebook. Some of them should be handed some sort of court injunction banning them from having more than 20% of themselves uncovered at any one time, with heavy consequences should they disobey.

Henry wrote:Facebook suggested to me that I should joing the group "I hate stuck up bitches."


They're good.

My favourite group is "I want to punch slow walking people in the back of the head."

Dello, apparently you're not alone. One of my friends has just written this . . .
Mushrooms should be banned from the face of the earth, evel eViL EVIL nasty things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Demelza wrote:
My favourite group is "I want to punch slow walking people in the back of the head."

I wanna take my shoe off and do the same thing. There's more meaning to it.

Henry wrote:Facebook suggested to me that I should joing the group "I hate stuck up bitches."


They're good.

Depends what's stuck up them I guess, Trev . . . could be just the thing for you . . .

Are you calling him a bitch or a dirty-arse ho?

He probably won't get mad like a bitch is supposed to.

Probs coz he probs ragged you in your 'meet up'.

that would be "meat up", would it, monkey?

I'm also a member of, "There Is No Excuse For Hairy Man Cleavage,"
"Pull your farking trousers up" and the Bob Willis and Mayonnaise appreciation groups.

Facebook...that's so five minutes ago.

It's all about Twatter.com now...you get updates whenever the person you are stalking behaves like a twat.

Invader Zim wrote:Facebook...that's so five minutes ago.

It's all about Twatter.com now...you get updates whenever the person you are stalking behaves like a twat.

Funny that ... you logging on that site !
So is your ID updated for other users at a rate of 6 times a second then?

You idiot.