Justin Langer could be the next David Koresh

I was frequenting a book shop the other day and was looking in the Religion section for a book on popes as you do and Justin Langer's face came bursting out at me in his quasi-religious self-help "be like Langer", "what would Langer do" manual: "Seeing the Sunrise":

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Seeing-Sunrise-Justin-Langer/dp/1741754038

It started with an introduction where Justin made two pages of single sentence statements of "what Justin Langer is" and I was genuinely afraid.

If this sort of cult leader tw*tishness is seen as acceptable by Australian cricket- f*ck me we've got to annihilate these walnut brained fanatics.

Judging by Langer's BBC site pieces, I'd guess it has a superlative every other word?

Richard Hadlee went into this self-brainwashing stuff as well. Mind you, he took 33 wickets in three tests against Australia once, so that makes it all right.

Zim probably had wet dreams after reading the book.

When I saw the thread title, I first thought it said Justin Langer could be the next David Koch.

Koresh or Koch, they're both well up there in terms of people that make no f***ing sense.

doremi wrote:Zim probably had wet dreams after reading the book.

He sent one of his bed sheets in as an idea for the dust jacket design . . .

Wonder why all Cult leaders / self proclaimed prophets invariably tend to be polygamists and in some cases child abusers as well.

Langer's books are a good read for teenage boys

Josh Carney wrote:Wonder why all Cult leaders / self proclaimed prophets invariably tend to be polygamists and in some cases child abusers as well.

Well you can get tax breaks on the whole deal as a cult leader. As just you're average run of the mill scum you go to jail and get up close and personal with Billy Bob and his mates.

Or perhaps a case of more women and children to hilde behind when the stuff hits the fan.

It didn't stop the ATF at Waco.

Zim is conspicuous in his absence.

Eric Air Emu wrote:I was frequenting a book shop the other day and was looking in the Religion section for a book on popes as you do and Justin Langer's face came bursting out at me in his quasi-religious self-help "be like Langer", "what would Langer do" manual: "Seeing the Sunrise":

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Seeing-Sunrise-Justin-Langer/dp/1741754038

It started with an introduction where Justin made two pages of single sentence statements of "what Justin Langer is" and I was genuinely afraid.

If this sort of cult leader tw*tishness is seen as acceptable by Australian cricket- f*ck me we've got to annihilate these walnut brained fanatics.

Tom's immense at this sort of thing. Hilarious

you're doing my head in

if you start punning I am going to have to kill you

Aye, well I was just reading through some old sh!t, I obvo wasn't around the first time so thought I'd laugh and let you all know that I was laughing.