Shock News!!! Miandad being a complete fark wit!!!!!

Miandad calls on ICC to ban Broad

Pakistan great Javed Miandad urged cricket bosses on Friday to ban match official Chris Broad after he criticised security provisions following the Lahore attacks on the Sri Lankan cricket team.

Miandid being a farkwit is news?

[images of Miandad up Ijaz's Butt]

Butt and Miandad do kinda sum up why Pakistan is going to be in the stone ages in 5 years time.

[quote]"The ICC must ban Broad from standing in any matches," he said. "He has intentionally tried to damage the image of Pakistan and isolate it as a cricket nation. He is twisting things. He is trying to scare away teams from playing in Pakistan."

Yes, Chris Broad will be the reason no-one goes back to Pakistan....

In related news, Miandad and Butt have also called for summary hangings of murder victims.

I may be living in a Kafka novel. Is anyone here named Josef K.?

Henry wrote:Butt and Miandad do kinda sum up why Pakistan is going to be in the stone ages in 5 years time.

I don't think they're going to make that much prgress

At least he is still up there with Herbert Sutcliffe.


Not all cricketers have brains and/or much sense. Beefy, Kev, Corky, to name but three.

PeterCS wrote:At least he is still up there with Herbert Sutcliffe.

More information please.

ten years after wrote:

PeterCS wrote:At least he is still up there with Herbert Sutcliffe.

More information please.

Yeah - that was a bit cryptic for me too.

Stat horror:

Only player with 20 Tests max whose battingaverage was constantly above 50.

Eat my shorts, skulls

http://content.cricinfo.com/ci-icc/content/current/story/393912.html

Morgan admits 'level of security was not as expected'

Cricinfo staff

March 6, 2009



David Morgan: 'We were satisfied as were the Sri Lankan board. Sadly, it would seem it was not as expected' © Getty Images



ICC president David Morgan has said that "it would seem the level of security was not as expected" at the time of the terrorist attack in Lahore on Tuesday.

Speaking to the BBC, Morgan said that ahead of the Pakistan-Sri Lanka series the usual checks had been undertaken. "Our people were in touch with the Pakistan board and had assurances of presidental level security. We were satisfied as were the Sri Lankan board. Sadly, it would seem it was not as expected."

Asked about comments made by Pakistan board chairman Ijaz Butt in which he claimed the security was adequate, Morgan was non committal. "I have spoken with Ijaz Butt and I think his views are well known," Morgan said. "I also spoke with Mahela Jayawardene [Sri Lanka's captain] and I had his account of security, and also Chris Broad, and I think it would be wrong for me to comment on widely-differing accounts."

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PeterCS wrote:Stat horror:

Only player with 20 Tests max whose battingaverage was constantly above 50.

Eat my shorts, skulls

Actually and quite remarkably Pete, Sutcliffe's average was never below 60!!

OP Tipping wrote:http://content.cricinfo.com/ci-icc/content/current/story/393912.html

Morgan admits 'level of security was not as expected'

Cricinfo staff

March 6, 2009



David Morgan: 'We were satisfied as were the Sri Lankan board. Sadly, it would seem it was not as expected' © Getty Images



ICC president David Morgan has said that "it would seem the level of security was not as expected" at the time of the terrorist attack in Lahore on Tuesday.

Speaking to the BBC, Morgan said that ahead of the Pakistan-Sri Lanka series the usual checks had been undertaken. "Our people were in touch with the Pakistan board and had assurances of presidental level security. We were satisfied as were the Sri Lankan board. Sadly, it would seem it was not as expected."

Asked about comments made by Pakistan board chairman Ijaz Butt in which he claimed the security was adequate, Morgan was non committal. "I have spoken with Ijaz Butt and I think his views are well known," Morgan said. "I also spoke with Mahela Jayawardene [Sri Lanka's captain] and I had his account of security, and also Chris Broad, and I think it would be wrong for me to comment on widely-differing accounts."

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Breaking news.

Pakistan reports Morgan to the BCCI ICC.

Blimey O Rahilly, Skulls. I will keep my shorts then.

I meant "...only playerS...", of course. The point of the original comment.