Re: Completely off topic. How the...?

by eowyn on Fri 27 Feb 2009, 05:54

They're called leaches......

That's it! It's two leaches inside automata!

by Guest on Fri 27 Feb 2009, 06:00

Maybe Velcro.

by eowyn on Fri 27 Feb 2009, 06:10

The dwarf has a velcro hat and the body velcro 'pants'? Might work but I think there could be a danger of velcro failure with a very enthusiastic jump.

by Guest on Fri 27 Feb 2009, 06:15

Look, I have a chest infection and every time I laugh I have a coughing fit and wet myself . . .

I wonder how the dwarf would breathe.

by Zat on Fri 27 Feb 2009, 06:17

Demelza wrote:I wonder how the dwarf would breathe.

With its respiratory system. Duh.

by eowyn on Fri 27 Feb 2009, 06:20

Through the trouser fly?

by eowyn on Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:50

Still wondering about this..... It can't be midgets and dwarves. It's half a human and robot legs.

by Zat on Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:52

Maybe it's real magic and he genuinely cuts the bloke in half with a rubber chainsaw and there's no bleeding because the cut was made with rubber...

by freddled gruntbuggly on Sat 28 Feb 2009, 00:07

Most people have a full measure of life and most people just watch it slowly drip away. But if you can summon it all up at one time, in one place, you can accomplish something glorious.

A quick death?

by Zat on Sat 28 Feb 2009, 00:42

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:
Most people have a full measure of life and most people just watch it slowly drip away. But if you can summon it all up at one time, in one place, you can accomplish something glorious.

A quick death?

Your time is limited, make the most of every minute tails.

It's a great line from a really shit movie.

by freddled gruntbuggly on Sat 28 Feb 2009, 00:45

Usually I do.
Although it is sometimes 'fun' to waste an hour or two in here . . .

by Zat on Sat 28 Feb 2009, 00:46

I'm making the most of the night shift.

SFA going on otherwise.

by freddled gruntbuggly on Sat 28 Feb 2009, 01:09

There's cricket to watch, Zat. Isn't that enough for you?