Computer Viruses Are Qunts

Despite running the best version of McAfee's anti virus software, something got through my computer's guard yesterday.

My computer is now stuffed, and in intensive care.

Computer viruses are qunts, as are the people who write them.

Lay off the porn sites, dude . . .

Less porn usually helps.

Is it as bad as man flu?

tac wrote:Lay off the porn sites, dude . . .

JKLever wrote:Less porn usually helps.

With three teenage sons in the house, and it being school holidays, what hope have I got of stopping that.

I only use reputable, top-drawer, porn sites. And I'm not giving the boys access to them!

What are you doing with three teenage sons in your house? Do their parents know?

Demelza wrote:What are you doing with three teenage sons in your house? Do their parents know?

This might surprise you Dem, but some people who use this forum actually have lives, and children of their own!

That's a bit defensive, Zat M'boy.

Demelza was just pulling your plonker for fun. Like a Christmas cracker.

Zat wrote:

tac wrote:Lay off the porn sites, dude . . .

JKLever wrote:Less porn usually helps.

With three teenage sons in the house, and it being school holidays, what hope have I got of stopping that.

I only use reputable, top-drawer, porn sites. And I'm not giving the boys access to them!

The family that watches porn together, tugs off over the keyboard together . . . .

PeterCS wrote:That's a bit defensive, Zat M'boy.

Demelza was just pulling your plonker for fun. Like a Christmas cracker.

Implications of pedophilia are never good, Pete . . . . as you should know

PeterCS wrote:That's a bit defensive, Zat M'boy.

Demelza was just pulling your plonker for fun. Like a Christmas cracker.

No, I meant it.
I think he really needs help.

tac wrote:

PeterCS wrote:That's a bit defensive, Zat M'boy.

Demelza was just pulling your plonker for fun. Like a Christmas cracker.

Implications of pedophilia are never good, Pete . . . . as you should know

Yup - I have seen Monkey Dust too. ...

Demelza wrote:

PeterCS wrote:That's a bit defensive, Zat M'boy.

Demelza was just pulling your plonker for fun. Like a Christmas cracker.

No, I meant it.
I think he really needs help.

And you wonder why some people give you a hard time...

I bet you couldn't . . .