For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

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For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by Zat on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:26

Ponting is now bordering on Buckaroo status. From today's News Ltd rags:

Ricky Ponting says he long warned his Australian cricket team that slow over rates could one day cost them a Test match victory.

But the captain denies his habit of talking so frequently with his bowlers during play was the reason for his team's disastrously slow rate in Nagpur, which probably robbed them of the chance to win the final Test, <snip>

Ponting was unconvinced all his consultations and adjustments were the cause of the over rate problem. "For what we can do, you're right. I do like to consult with bowlers whether it be between bowlers or whether it be a couple of overs in or whatever, but that might be 30 seconds in an over. That doesn't equate to nine overs down," he said.

"Nine overs to me is totally unacceptable. So there's a lesson in it for everyone."


Ricky is a moron. 30 seconds in an over. At 13 overs an hour, his '30 seconds an over' of BS is 6.5 minutes an hour lost due to confabulations. Which totals up to 39 minutes in a day. Which would account for 8.45 overs in a day lost. All it takes to lose the remainder is a bowler doing up a shoelace.

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by furriner on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:56

LOL.

He's digging a hole for himself every time he speaks.

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by horace on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:41

it'd be handy if Zat took the advice of his own avatar

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by Zat on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:04

And it'd be handy if you continued your decline into senility and forgot how to type cogent thoughts. Oh, hang on...

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by horace on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:08

***points at zog avatar***...

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by Zat on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44

horace wrote:***points at zoggy avatar***

Nice of you to draw attention to it.

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by G.Wood on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45

My keyboard is covered in coffee

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by horace on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:47

...droll...law of averages i guess...i spose that you managed to find one macca in the 1000s you have obviously consumed that was nutricious

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by Zat on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:47

Makes a change from semen, I suppose.

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by Henry on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:47

LOL.

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by horace on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49

zat is a taker too? no you go first zoggy...no you trevvy

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by Basil on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:37

Ponting is the least impressive of the current international captains. His leadership skills are probably on a par with Chris Cowdrey and Kim Hughes.

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by horace on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:43

phurt...he has lost 2 closely contested series and managed this with a significant number of retirements, including those of some players who had well passed their use by date. The Indian series showed we were beaten by a vastly superior team in the conditions

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by Basil on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:45

horace wrote:phurt...he has lost 2 closely contested series and managed this with a significant number of retirements, including those of some players who had well passed their use by date. The Indian series showed we were beaten by a vastly superior team in the conditions


Vastly superior?

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Re: For God's sake Ricky, SHUT UP.

Post by horace on Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:48

yes...outbowled and outbatted...only ponting and hussey would have made a composite side

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