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Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the following:
''The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend it
on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras
and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the
American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products
still produced in US. I've been doing my part."
''The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend it
on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras
and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the
American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products
still produced in US. I've been doing my part."
SG
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Of course you could just go down to a local farmer's market and spend it there or go out to good restaurant. Either that or New Jersey, or Disneyland in Florida.
Why would an Indian mind the money being spent in India?
Why would an Indian mind the money being spent in India?
Bradman
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SG wrote:Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the following:
''The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend it
on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras
and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the
American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products
still produced in US. I've been doing my part."
How about this, once again on the Wall Street Meldown:
There are two sides to a Balance Sheet.- Left & the Right
(Liabilities and Assets respectively)
ü on the Left side there is nothing right.. and
ü on the right side there is nothing left "
Chandan
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Good one, Chandan.
SG
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....except that assets (and expenses) appear on the left side of the accounting equation and liabilities (, income and owners equity) on the right

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embee wrote:....except that assets (and expenses) appear on the left side of the accounting equation and liabilities (, income and owners equity) on the right
Quite correct. Most people can't get their heads around the fact that assets are reflected as debits.

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Looks like we have a few boring accountants in our midst!! 

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As opposed to a shit engineer?

taipan
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Well, I did leave the door wide open, taips, and you walked right through. Well played. 

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skully wrote:Well, I did leave the door wide open, taips, and you walked right through. Well played.


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