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Post by SG on Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:20

Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the following:

''The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend it
on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras
and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the
American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products
still produced in US. I've been doing my part."

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Post by Bradman on Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:31

Of course you could just go down to a local farmer's market and spend it there or go out to good restaurant. Either that or New Jersey, or Disneyland in Florida.

Why would an Indian mind the money being spent in India?

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Post by Chandan on Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:36

SG wrote:Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the following:

''The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend it
on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras
and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the
American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products
still produced in US. I've been doing my part."


How about this, once again on the Wall Street Meldown:

There are two sides to a Balance Sheet.- Left & the Right
(Liabilities and Assets respectively)

ü on the Left side there is nothing right.. and

ü on the right side there is nothing left "

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Post by SG on Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:11

Good one, Chandan.

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Post by embee on Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:24

....except that assets (and expenses) appear on the left side of the accounting equation and liabilities (, income and owners equity) on the right

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Post by taipan on Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:30

embee wrote:....except that assets (and expenses) appear on the left side of the accounting equation and liabilities (, income and owners equity) on the right


Quite correct. Most people can't get their heads around the fact that assets are reflected as debits.

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Post by skully on Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:36

Looks like we have a few boring accountants in our midst!! cheers

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Post by taipan on Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:37

As opposed to a shit engineer?

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Post by skully on Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:38

Well, I did leave the door wide open, taips, and you walked right through. Well played. Cool

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Post by taipan on Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:41

skully wrote:Well, I did leave the door wide open, taips, and you walked right through. Well played. Cool


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