Amla shines, Smith crabs

All the English press is lauding Amla but describing our horribly out of form Smith is. You wonder why Amla was overlooked for the IPL, his fluency and fast-paced batting was in contrast to his fat partner's crabbing. Doesn't look good for SA's batting prospects for the first test with Kallis and McKenzie failing and Smith in appalling form. At least Prince is making some runs.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/cricket/south-africa-3394-middlesex-smith-fails-to-show-his-credentials-while-amla-shines-again-860531.html

"Amla shines Smith's crabs"

Sounds like the Saffie version of Bell or Giles

Tell your avatar to take off her bra and knickers and join me in the bath!

oh dear.

Anni in tasteless pornagraphic remark shock.

skully wrote:Anni in tasteless pornagraphic remark shock.

Skully losing sense of humor shock!

You seem to have a bit of a theme to your humour, Anni.

Meh, what ever floats your boat, or bloats your scroat.

all hands go down with capt scullywag

The thought of Anni's bloated scroat has just put me off the Tasmanian scallops I was going to have for dinner tonight.

Zat wrote:The thought of Anni's bloated scroat has just put me off the Tasmanian scallops I was going to have for dinner tonight.

how do you think lardy feels about the tasmanian tuna taco he had lined up?

G.Wood wrote:

Zat wrote:The thought of Anni's bloated scroat has just put me off the Tasmanian scallops I was going to have for dinner tonight.

how do you think lardy feels about the tasmanian tuna taco he had lined up?

We may be able to find out if Mexican-seasoned seafood tastes the same coming up as going down.

snigger at the thought of Cheech "seasoning" the tozzie's taco

ROFL.

too much cheese with that taco

I wouldn't be worried about the cheese, mate. De 'erbs look a bit strange.