Re: England v New Zealand, 5th ODI, Lord's, 28th June

by holcs on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:11 am

taipan wrote:
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taipan wrote:
holcs wrote:
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taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:Shit Chas, have a f*cking lie down mate. You're delusional.

His irrational hatred of Bell had done his head in

Its not irrational Taips. There is sound statistical, mental, image and physical fact behind it!

He averages over 40 FFS

As much as I wanted to unleash a verbal tirade, I will resist!

I refuse to take the bait.

40 in no pressure situations, against minnows and muck bowling.... And yet when the going gets tough the rate faced, sunflower seed balled little fecker wilts like a daisy in a kiln.... A waste of space!!

Good cos I think he is the man for the job against Dale Steyn

I'm very much sure he is from your point of view!

Cummon Charlie you are no fun today

If you were LLL or one of those that Jack off over him, then your on.

by JKLever on Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:27 pm

KP wins his first toss and NZ will bat.

Alastair Cook comes in for England Rolling Eyes

Wright/Bopara/KP to share 10 overs

by Henry on Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:29 pm

The Kiwi's are genuinely rubbish at setting totals. Advantage England.

by JKLever on Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:31 pm

Henry wrote:The Kiwi's are genuinely rubbish at setting totals. Advantage England.

There is no advantage with England in ODI's shrug

LOL @ Sky leading into the coverage with 'I predict a riot'

by Guest on Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:34 pm

Well, good start for KP

by JKLever on Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:45 pm

Smuthy whungung alriddy.

by skully on Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:05 pm

JKLever wrote:Smuthy whungung alriddy.

Bwahahahaha. Now there's a surprise.

by Guest on Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:18 pm

by skully on Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:20 pm

Demelza wrote:FFS

And did you get a shot of KP's face?

by JKLever on Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:19 am

NZ 75-3 (21) - 2 for Broad

Great over from Wright - got the chance to prove he can do a frontline bowlers job.

by skully on Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:19 am

England doing OK. McCullum gawn - Snoozers 3-75 off 21 overs.

by Red on Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:22 am

But NZ has already won the series so it's of little account.

by JKLever on Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:24 am

Red wrote:But NZ has already won the series so it's of little account.

They have?

by Red on Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:25 am

Has Flynn done anything apart from getting his teeth knocked out?

by Red on Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:26 am

JKLever wrote:
Red wrote:But NZ has already won the series so it's of little account.

They have?

Well morally it's 3-1 but of course the cheating ginger-haired prick slowed the Edgbaston match down enough to ensure it didn't quite constitute a match.

No fooling the masses though.