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Post by vilkrang on Sat 31 May 2008, 15:06

Post all fu*ked up stuff that happens to you right here.

My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.

She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark.

I'm also going to post about the hangover I'm going to have tomorrow, because it is going to be IMMENSE.

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Re: The thread of misery

Post by lardbucket on Sat 31 May 2008, 20:16

You need a bit of hair of the dog, not hare of the cat.

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Re: The thread of misery

Post by leg glancer on Sat 31 May 2008, 21:52

vilkrang wrote:

My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.



Cool Very Happy

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Re: The thread of misery

Post by mynah on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 09:04

lardbucket wrote:You need a bit of hair of the dog, not hare of the cat.
Laughing Brilliant!

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Re: The thread of misery

Post by Zat on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 09:27

Rename your cat 'Elmer Fudd'

After all, he never got the rabbit.

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Post by Guest on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 13:10

vilkrang wrote:Post all fu*ked up stuff that happens to you right here.

My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.

She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark..

Well, I didn't feel miserable until I read that.......... Crying or Very sad

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Re: The thread of misery

Post by vilkrang on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 13:39

Demelza wrote:
vilkrang wrote:Post all fu*ked up stuff that happens to you right here.

My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.

She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark..

Well, I didn't feel miserable until I read that.......... Crying or Very sad
She hasn't brought anything in for 3 days now, if that makes you feel any better.

It certainly makes me feel better. Though as expected, my hangover today was utterly immense.

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Re: The thread of misery

Post by Zat on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 13:43

vilkrang, for your hangover, try a nice greasy prok sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. Or a warm fish milkshake.

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Re: The thread of misery

Post by vilkrang on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 13:49

Zat wrote:vilkrang, for your hangover, try a nice greasy prok sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. Or a warm fish milkshake.
I don't have work tomorrow so I thought I'd go for the old hair of the dog cure. It's worked a treat I must say, though I may regret it tomorrow Laughing .

I probably went a bit over the top this weekend, but it was a celebration weekend, so ****** it Very Happy .

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Re: The thread of misery

Post by Guest on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 13:57

vilkrang wrote:
Demelza wrote:
vilkrang wrote:Post all fu*ked up stuff that happens to you right here.

My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.

She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark..

Well, I didn't feel miserable until I read that.......... Crying or Very sad
She hasn't brought anything in for 3 days now, if that makes you feel any better.

It certainly makes me feel better. Though as expected, my hangover today was utterly immense.

She probably killed all the babies and the parents died from broken hearts. Farking cats. I hate them.
vilkrang, for your hangover, try a nice greasy prok sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. Or a warm fish milkshake.

Zat......do you get prok sandwiches from Cronwall?

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Re: The thread of misery

Post by vilkrang on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 14:00

Demelza wrote:
vilkrang wrote:
Demelza wrote:
vilkrang wrote:Post all fu*ked up stuff that happens to you right here.

My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.

She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark..

Well, I didn't feel miserable until I read that.......... Crying or Very sad
She hasn't brought anything in for 3 days now, if that makes you feel any better.

It certainly makes me feel better. Though as expected, my hangover today was utterly immense.

She probably killed all the babies and the parents died from broken hearts. Farking cats. I hate them.
Nah, Looking out in my garden today I saw 5 in plain site. They decided that it would be a good idea to make a burrow in my garden this year.

SERIOUS miscalculation.

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Re: The thread of misery

Post by Zat on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 14:21

Demelza wrote:
vilkrang wrote:
Demelza wrote:
vilkrang wrote:Post all fu*ked up stuff that happens to you right here.

My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.

She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark..

Well, I didn't feel miserable until I read that.......... Crying or Very sad
She hasn't brought anything in for 3 days now, if that makes you feel any better.

It certainly makes me feel better. Though as expected, my hangover today was utterly immense.

She probably killed all the babies and the parents died from broken hearts. Farking cats. I hate them.
vilkrang, for your hangover, try a nice greasy prok sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. Or a warm fish milkshake.

Zat......do you get prok sandwiches from Cronwall?

Yep.

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Re: The thread of misery

Post by Basil on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 14:47

Surprised JKL hasn't posted here yet.

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Re: The thread of misery

Post by JKLever on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 22:30

Yeah, my team got shafted by some dirty low life bunch of pitch doctorers!

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