The thread of misery
Page 1 of 2 • Share •
Page 1 of 2 • 1, 2 
The thread of misery
Post all fu*ked up stuff that happens to you right here.
My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.
She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark.
I'm also going to post about the hangover I'm going to have tomorrow, because it is going to be IMMENSE.
My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.
She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark.
I'm also going to post about the hangover I'm going to have tomorrow, because it is going to be IMMENSE.

vilkrang
- Number of posts: 9409
Age: 27
Reputation: 135
Registration date: 2007-09-08
Country:
Re: The thread of misery
You need a bit of hair of the dog, not hare of the cat.

lardbucket
- Number of posts: 16591
Reputation: 44
Registration date: 2007-09-03
Country:
Re: The thread of misery
vilkrang wrote:
My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.
Cool

leg glancer
- Number of posts: 800
Age: 29
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 2007-11-18
Country:
Re: The thread of misery
lardbucket wrote:You need a bit of hair of the dog, not hare of the cat.

mynah

- Number of posts: 3130
Reputation: 32
Registration date: 2007-09-04
Country:
Re: The thread of misery
Rename your cat 'Elmer Fudd'
After all, he never got the rabbit.
After all, he never got the rabbit.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent - Thomas Jefferson

Zat
- Number of posts: 28560
Age: 102
Reputation: 73
Registration date: 2007-09-03
Country:

Re: The thread of misery
vilkrang wrote:Post all fu*ked up stuff that happens to you right here.
My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.
She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark..
Well, I didn't feel miserable until I read that..........
Guest- Guest
Re: The thread of misery
She hasn't brought anything in for 3 days now, if that makes you feel any better.Demelza wrote:vilkrang wrote:Post all fu*ked up stuff that happens to you right here.
My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.
She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark..
Well, I didn't feel miserable until I read that..........
It certainly makes me feel better. Though as expected, my hangover today was utterly immense.

vilkrang
- Number of posts: 9409
Age: 27
Reputation: 135
Registration date: 2007-09-08
Country:
Re: The thread of misery
vilkrang, for your hangover, try a nice greasy prok sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. Or a warm fish milkshake.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent - Thomas Jefferson

Zat
- Number of posts: 28560
Age: 102
Reputation: 73
Registration date: 2007-09-03
Country:

Re: The thread of misery
I don't have work tomorrow so I thought I'd go for the old hair of the dog cure. It's worked a treat I must say, though I may regret it tomorrowZat wrote:vilkrang, for your hangover, try a nice greasy prok sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. Or a warm fish milkshake.
I probably went a bit over the top this weekend, but it was a celebration weekend, so ****** it

vilkrang
- Number of posts: 9409
Age: 27
Reputation: 135
Registration date: 2007-09-08
Country:
Re: The thread of misery
vilkrang wrote:She hasn't brought anything in for 3 days now, if that makes you feel any better.Demelza wrote:vilkrang wrote:Post all fu*ked up stuff that happens to you right here.
My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.
She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark..
Well, I didn't feel miserable until I read that..........
It certainly makes me feel better. Though as expected, my hangover today was utterly immense.
She probably killed all the babies and the parents died from broken hearts. Farking cats. I hate them.
vilkrang, for your hangover, try a nice greasy prok sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. Or a warm fish milkshake.
Zat......do you get prok sandwiches from Cronwall?
Guest- Guest
Re: The thread of misery
Nah, Looking out in my garden today I saw 5 in plain site. They decided that it would be a good idea to make a burrow in my garden this year.Demelza wrote:vilkrang wrote:She hasn't brought anything in for 3 days now, if that makes you feel any better.Demelza wrote:vilkrang wrote:Post all fu*ked up stuff that happens to you right here.
My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.
She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark..
Well, I didn't feel miserable until I read that..........
It certainly makes me feel better. Though as expected, my hangover today was utterly immense.
She probably killed all the babies and the parents died from broken hearts. Farking cats. I hate them.
SERIOUS miscalculation.

vilkrang
- Number of posts: 9409
Age: 27
Reputation: 135
Registration date: 2007-09-08
Country:
Re: The thread of misery
Demelza wrote:vilkrang wrote:She hasn't brought anything in for 3 days now, if that makes you feel any better.Demelza wrote:vilkrang wrote:Post all fu*ked up stuff that happens to you right here.
My cat decided to bring a rabbit into the house, then decapitate it, then spread it's guts all over the floor.
She has done this 5 times in the last two weeks, in exactly the same place. It's becoming a trademark..
Well, I didn't feel miserable until I read that..........
It certainly makes me feel better. Though as expected, my hangover today was utterly immense.
She probably killed all the babies and the parents died from broken hearts. Farking cats. I hate them.vilkrang, for your hangover, try a nice greasy prok sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. Or a warm fish milkshake.
Zat......do you get prok sandwiches from Cronwall?
Yep.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent - Thomas Jefferson

Zat
- Number of posts: 28560
Age: 102
Reputation: 73
Registration date: 2007-09-03
Country:

Re: The thread of misery
Surprised JKL hasn't posted here yet.

Basil
- Number of posts: 11513
Age: 53
Reputation: 13
Registration date: 2007-09-02
Country:
Re: The thread of misery
Yeah, my team got shafted by some dirty low life bunch of pitch doctorers!

JKLever
- Number of posts: 26538
Reputation: 140
Registration date: 2007-08-06
Country:
Page 1 of 2 • 1, 2 
Similar topics» Same topic - new thread
» Castilla Thread
» test thread
» Photography Thread!!
» Pick A Superstar Thread
» Castilla Thread
» test thread
» Photography Thread!!
» Pick A Superstar Thread
Page 1 of 2
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
The Flaming Bails Cricket Forum


» England v West Indies, 2nd Test, Trent Bridge, 25-29 May, 2012
» SoO 1 - 2012
» Celebrity Death List MMXII / The Death Thread 2012
» Aus Federal Politics thread (IV)
» Olympian preparations
» Australian cricket off season 2012 /13
» For those with "My family" stickers
» ANZAC Day